Sack Jockey

One who stays in bed all the time, sleeping excessively.

Lee has been in bed for 27 hours straight. What a sack jockey.

by WindowLicker9000 May 3, 2010

Status Jacker

One who constantly comments on another's statuses, with the sole intention of ruining the purpose of said status

Dude, He's such a status jacker, he ruined every one of my statuses!

by hacklife March 5, 2011

Grocery Line Jacker

The person at the back of a long grocery line who jumps in front of everyone as a new check out lane is opened up.

Dude, he's only been waiting for like one minute. I can't believe he just jumped into that new lane.

He's a total grocery line jacker. It's not a race, buddy.

by Shumado June 7, 2011

Joker face

When a male gets a red ring around his mouth, resembling that of the smeared lipstick of Batman's Joker, from eating out a girl while she's menstruating rese

Dude 1: Are you going to a Halloween party, dude? That's a sweet Joker face you have going...
Dude 2: No man, my girlfriends on her rag....

by Magenta Tiger April 1, 2009

Joeker

A mother fuckin boss.

Andria: Joeker is my mother fuckin boss.

by TheAnnonymous1 January 30, 2009

Counter jockey

n. a retail store employee, usually a teenager, who works a register.

That emo girl's dressed like a Hot Topic counter jockey.

by wayfarer April 29, 2005

Smiley Jacker

One who observes the usage of cool smileys by their friends, and finds it necessary to duplicate said smiley in many different situations(however unfitting or inappropriate the smiley may be in that instance).

Craig: Hey Diana, whats going on!? I'm soo happy today! xD
Diana: Not much, Not much just about to go to work. Good for you pal.

Two Days Later:

Diana: Hey Cindy XD I think I might have an alcohol problem, help me?
Cindy: Omg Diana, that's one of Craig's signature smiley faces! Jesus stop being such a "Smiley Jacker"

by spme November 23, 2009