the act of jizzing on a females breasts, and then proceeding to slide down her chest using the jizz as a lubricant.
Guy 1: So what did you and Susan do last night?
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
Guy 2: I took the most amazing jizz ride of my life.
Guy 1: Nice.
by Bamph March 22, 2009

The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
by desiresonfire July 12, 2010

A condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.
Henry: I found a Jizz Hanky in my sister's trash can.
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
by Dickballs29 January 31, 2009

Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015

by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
by fred carpinski January 9, 2009

Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010
