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jizz blizz

When a man pulls out and ejaculates all over the female in small dots on her body to make it appear like she is covered in snow, presumably from being stuck outside in a blizzard.
She wouldn't swallow, so I gave her a jizz blizz as payback. Let it snow, bitches!
by thesexmasterxoxo December 1, 2011
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Jizz-hatting

During a male-heavy orgy when one individual's head is covered with jizz and left to dry over a matter of hours until the thickness and texture resembles that of a hat.

See Turkish Cum Bath
Hey Mary, I love that new stylish hat you have on! Where did you buy it?

Oh silly, I didn't buy it. The boys came over for a friendly session of jizz-hatting last night!
by Turkish cum goblin September 22, 2011
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girl jizz

When a girl is engaging in sexual activities and splooges
Ex:”Jaelenn:Oh yes Ricky keep going, *squirt enters mouth*. Oh no!”... *3 months later* Ricky:”I’m pregnant with our attack helicopter
Jaelenn girl jizzed all over Ricky because he is so hot and pleasures women well
by The Foopinator August 7, 2017
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Jizz Khalifa

When you cum in a girls mouth and make her a hit a blunt before she swallows.
I heard you gave your girlfriend got a jizz khalifa
by Beach_Boys February 21, 2019
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jizz gernade

Word used by Adam Carolla on Love line to describe jacking off
by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005
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shoe jizz

the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
"Aw, man look at all the shoe jizz on the floor!"
"I know, I almost slipped on it!"
by fred carpinski January 9, 2009
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instant Jizz

When something is Amazing, you call it instant jizz
Jeffrey: When Allie called it was " Instant jizz "
Adam: I ate that cinnabun it was 'instant jizz"
Noah: That Muffin was " Instant Jizz "
by NOAHadamJEFF February 6, 2010
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