Two gay men who dual by shooting hot gummy loads at each other with the intent of harming one another.
Sam and Walter, jizz jousters, both rushed to the hospital for eye injuries as a result of jizz jousting.
by Silence Kills December 20, 2008
Get the Jizz Joustersmug. The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
by desiresonfire July 12, 2010
Get the Jizz Mixermug. A condom, that has been used for once, or generally multiple times for fornication, generally found in the trash or bedside tables.
Henry: I found a Jizz Hanky in my sister's trash can.
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
Guy 2: Dude, thats some fucked up shit.. Gross.....
Daniel: what the fuck?
by Dickballs29 January 31, 2009
Get the Jizz Hankymug. Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015
Get the Phantom Jizzmug. by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005
Get the jizz gernademug. the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
by fred carpinski January 9, 2009
Get the shoe jizzmug. 1.) The act of ejaculating in a persons hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
by Magnum TOKYO July 30, 2008
Get the Jizz LIcemug.