The congealed, dry snot-like substance that forms as a consequence of rubbing dried or drying jizz off of one's skin. Jizz boogers are most commonly formed during a second round of sex after finishing inside a vagina or rectum. The action of continued thrusting and withdrawing of one's cock inside of such a jizz-filled orifice will cause the jizz to dry and coagulate into boogers around the area of intercourse. Jizz boogers may also occur after letting jizz dry on one's skin and subsequently trying to rub it off. Not to be confused with smegma.
Guy 1: "So we started having sex again after I finished inside her, and after 20 minutes she was all dry and I had jizz boogers all over my cock"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
Guy 2: "Dude, thats gross, you should definitely use some lube next time"
by Chef the Botchmaster May 30, 2011
Get the Jizz Boogermug. The act of more than one guy ejaculating in a girl's mouth in which she swishes it around and spits it in a shot glass for someone else to enjoy.
by desiresonfire July 12, 2010
Get the Jizz Mixermug. by piggro December 22, 2008
Get the jizz missilemug. Phantom Jizz is when you reach the pinnacle of your session and you ejaculate, except when you look down, the jizz is nowhere to be seen. You didn't actually jizz, but it feels like you did. No cleanup needed!
by Vandilan June 8, 2015
Get the Phantom Jizzmug. by Uhhh Ya December 1, 2005
Get the jizz gernademug. the wet spots on the floor that result from snow being stuck on the bottom of shoes when you enter into a building or house from being outside.
by fred carpinski January 9, 2009
Get the shoe jizzmug. 1.) The act of ejaculating in a persons hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
2.) A term used to describe someone who has or has recently had semen in their hair
by Magnum TOKYO July 30, 2008
Get the Jizz LIcemug.