jizz bed 

The bed in which one jizzes upon their partner, or has their partner jizz upon them.

Guy A: Last night my girlfriend totally ruined my bed sheets.

Guy B: Oh yeah, looks like you got a jizz bed!

jizz bed by Andrea Sheikha June 29, 2011

Jizz Tickets 

A plain, simple, preferably cheap although not too cheap or it sticks to the skin roll of toilet paper cleverly hidden in one's room for usage of cleaning up one's mess proceeding a successful wanking.

"Where has internet porn been all my life?! . . . Also, where are the Jizz Tickets?. . ."

Jizz Tickets by adem g September 8, 2013

jizz lock 

When getting lockjaw from giving so many blowjobs and eating the cum

Sarah: Ohw youd doingh?
Jim: What? I can't understand you at all.
Danny: She's got jizz lock from all that blowbang she did last night.
Sarah: ugh huhh.

jizz lock by MaxPowerCOO October 4, 2013

jizz painting 

The act of cumming onto a girls stomach and using that cum to paint a picture with your dick

After I finished on Jenna I made a jizz painting of her much hotter sister

jizz painting by legratsp October 8, 2013

jizz shivers 

the shivers you get after masturbating

johnny found a great video on pornhub, and proceeded to beat to it. After finishing, he got the jizz shivers, along with a little guilt as well.

jizz shivers by YOHOMI33S December 22, 2013

jizz giggle 

When you violently and unintentionally cum in your pants due to extreme laughter

My friend had to change his pants due to the severe jizz giggle he endured

jizz giggle by Big fluffy January 7, 2014

jizz cocktail 

A jizz cocktail is what happens when a girl sleeps with several men in a short space of time without a condom. The result a mixture of jizz aka a jizz cocktail.

Sophie slept with so many guys on Friday she must have had a jizz cocktail inside her.

jizz cocktail by SmellyJenna May 17, 2014