Irish Foreplay

Yelling "BRACE YOURSELF!" to your partner seconds before insertion.

Patrick and I were outside smoking at Beth's wedding, and he just yelled "BRACE YOURSELF, KATHLEEN!!!", lifted my bridesmaids dress, and now I am pregnant...again...Damn Irish Foreplay!

by Stoutwalker February 28, 2011

irish ranger wing

a bonefide special forces regiment of the irish army, no other countries special forces come near to their level of commitment or professionalism. they have died in the line of duty but not in some american made conflict over oil, they have died in the peace keeping role which ireland dedicates itself to within the UN. the sad thing about the ranger wing is the irish gave the world modern battle techniques and covert tatics and they have to train with other countries units such as the american delta force, they should be training them.

today the irish ranger wing arrested a dictator but did'nt get any international thanks for it because they arent some trumped up unit like the rest of the worlds special forces

by da origanal playa June 11, 2006

Hot Irish Fiddle

A term used when a partner's genitals and/or mouth are...uninhabitable, and the guy needs an alternative area of the body to put his penis into. It's name is derived from the time to time occasion of the partner touching cheek to shoulder, creating ample pressure for the act.

"Yea, she has herpes everywhere, so she gave me a hot Irish fiddle instead."

by psychobeachparty October 20, 2008

Play the (Irish) Banjo

To dig a hole with a shovel.

((Irish)Banjo is an old slang term for a shovel.

Back in the old days People did not have heavy digging equipment they have today, so they played the Irish Banjo

by Light Joker March 12, 2004

Irish Trot

Slang for d-bag,derived from a song that my old schools music teacher made us play that was called "Irish Trot",which had 4 notes in a row which went D-B-A-G.

god,bob is such an Irish trot.

by Kelog October 6, 2010

Irish Cartwheel

An Irish Cartwheel is when you go out with your buddies to the bar and you, and or one of them adopt a Irish accent for the night to pick up females. Can be done solo with much practice.

Oh shit, there's that girl I pulled the Irish Cartwheel on last night.

by Cartwheeling March 2, 2010

Irish Eye Surgery

Verb : the act of being skull fucked by a leprechaun

Bill found the pot of gold, and was on his way home when Mick the leprechaun jumped out to stop him "Bet ye weren't ready for a bit of Irish Eye Surgery" as he pulled out his stubby shillelagh...

by DoktorMoney November 20, 2020