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inflight entertainment

Similar to inflight refueler, inflight entertainment is when one smokes a joint or equivalent, while going to the loo.
That's not inflight entertainment, that's misdirection!
by Salad Fingers 613 July 21, 2010
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Infektion

A person who will not leave others alone. That person possess' assburger syndrome. That person is a pandemic disease that nobody wants to see. A lot of people wishes that person would die. Who looks at pointless things on Wikipedia and Youtube during class when he's supposed to be doing his Essay. That person is a male of grade ten that only weighs 100 pounds.
Oh god! The infektion is back.

Look the infektion is following us again!
by That third random unknown guy December 11, 2010
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infundibulum

(plural: infundibuli)

1. a funnel-shaped object which, as matter passes through it's base, makes a sound analogous to a kazoo. In myth, leprechauns are said to travel through an infundibulum to reach the other end of the rainbow.

2. a vestigial organ which develops in humans upon the completion of a doctorate in English. Although not confirmed, it has been hypothesized that this organ is used for general insertion and storage.
1. John was shocked to hear the sound of a kazoo as the leprechaun disappeared through the infundibulum.

2. I do no accept your rejection. Please place it up your infundibulum.
by pk88 October 19, 2010
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Infinity-way

N. (ĭn-fĭn'ĭ-tē-wā)
1. an orgy between any amount of people.
2. an orgy between 100+ people
3. an orgy between infinity people
Andrew: Where's Sheila?
Kelvin: She's at the hotel having an infinity-way

Tannika: My abs are so sore since I was in that infinity-way.
by Jay Jay Cool Whip March 29, 2011
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Informatise

Derived from the French word for "computerized," informatise is a blend of inform and advertise.

Informatise means to advise and educate about the helpful uses of a product or service in a way that is not propagandistic or mindless.

The process of informatisation aims to enhance the knowledge base of its target audience thereby enabling them to make more informed decisions.

Informatisation usually takes place through or with the aid of a technological medium such as a tablet PC like Apple's iPad or iPhone.
Using his iPad, the guest lecturer informatised the first year medical students about his company's latest product, which he believed would improve the quality of life of thousands of people.
by skijake1 April 24, 2011
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Infinite Troll

A situation in which two trolls accidentally troll each other resulting in an everlasting face off where there is no clear troll and trollee. Even when it is conceded that an 'Infinite Troll' has occurred, often the trolls will still troll each other arguing over who realised the other was a troll first. It can become quite dangerous at times and has even been outlawed in some countries. All of which don't exist.

Can often be referred to as a 'Troll paradox'.
Post entitled 'Infinite Troll' deleted due to troll censorship. We apologise for any inconvenience this may have caused.
by evergar September 11, 2011
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Information Masturbation

The instant gratification or satisfaction gained from obtaining information off of the interwebs. This information is rarely retained.
Burnt out from information masturbation due to ever-present smartphones, the 21st century man is doomed.
by wobblewarble December 22, 2012
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