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Post Malone

When your hair gets all frizzy like Post Malone’s hair...
When I went outside in the humidity my hair got all Post Malone.
by LisseteQ106 May 7, 2021
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Takei Posting

When every post you make has no purpose other than to remind everyone of how much you love sucking dick.
Americans: We can endure higher prices for food and gas if it means putting the screws to Putin. Consider it a patriotic donation in the fight for freedom over tyranny. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

The peaceful transfer of power is a thing of beauty. One moment Barack Obama is leader of the Free World. A moment later it's Angela Merkel. -George Takei Posting on Twitter

At a speech today in PA, Trump said he considers himself "a blue collar worker, in a way." Right. That's like me claiming I'm a ladies man. -George Takei Posting on Twitter
by 101atu March 12, 2022
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post cool

An elevated, effortless and ego-less version of cool. Not trying, just a state of being. See also flow consciousness.
Maor is post cool. Life just flows through him.
by jscult June 2, 2018
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post up

To stand up and get into line, like posts in a fence.
When the prison guard tells everyone to "post up" he means for the prisoners get into line to be counted.
by susiepostedup December 26, 2010
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Post it up

Also known as: Postin' it up, rock-it-hard, blockin' hard, etc.

The act of one or more people assuming random gangster poses, usually poses that originated from Run-DMC in the 80's. Crossed arms, gangster hats, bandannas, and Gumball 3000/Puma's and 13-14 year old girls are a must to correctly "Post it up."
Kenneth, Seth, and Jeff post it up hard.

Jeff tries to get girls to post it up with them. And it never works.
by Jeffrey Giraffe December 26, 2008
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post partum

The urge to urinate a few minutes after taking a dump. Usually experienced by men after age forty.
I need to take a post partum!

Here comes the post partum!
by big thumper March 3, 2011
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post-racial

Commonly confused to mean "a society one generation removed from an era of prevalent racism", it is in fact a reference to the newly developed ability of racists to "post" their perennial screeds on the Internet through the use of blogs and message boards.
It is no surprise that since the election, nut jobs have come out of the wood work on to their computers to post-racial rants against Obama.
by OhcaptainMycaptain November 22, 2009
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