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Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Find a side that's brighter than bad
Stick it out but never get mad
No control, no plans
Ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

It never gives, not what you want
Falling short just defining my sort
Scared to fail, scared of success
Never take less
Is this really what you want?
Don't aim too high or they'll cut you right back
Feel like ten pounds of shit in a five pound bag

Keep them dumb, keep them numb, keep them ripped
Paid the money then they syphon the slip
Think you're flying but they're bluffing the hand
An empty promise from a selfish brat

Every lesson that's ever been taught
Never learn comes undone just as quick its learnt
Told to trust, surrounded by a system of fraud
Doused in gas, set on fire now watch me burn
by V8sforlife July 31, 2023
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Ten Fold

Tits Extremely Nice, Face Of Les Dawson.

A underhanded compliment to a woman with exceptional chest melons, who's face has not been blessed by anything other than a frying pan - resembling that of British commedian Les Dawson.
"Woah check her out man, she's a complete TEN FOLD for sure"
by Its_Matra March 20, 2020
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Perfect ten.

Noun (pur-fect-ten)
Meaning
A scale of appeal and image or stats that is in no real order as no one is guaranteed to have all 10 qualities in question.

1.) Doesn't cheat. (Always the first one)
2.) Has a great body.
3.) Good looking face.
4.) About their money.
5.) Has a real job, not just a hustle.
6.) Knows how to hold a conversation. (Goes with similar interests)
7.) Takes time to get in bed.
8.) Knows what they want out of life.
9.) Has a place of their own.
10.) Has a car.

11.) <
Miscellaneous things like (but not limited): has no extra baggage, no crazy ex, no record, etc.
Female 1; Hey, you know bob? I kinda like him but he's not a perfect ten. He's more of a 5 MAYBE.
Female 2: Yeah but he's at least working toward being a perfect ten.
by Batterybob April 25, 2021
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Get your ten

"Get your ten" means "get your number" in slang, usually used for people with ten digit numbers in the U.S.
"Ayo lemme get your ten?"

-"yea sure my number is.. (insert number)
by milliondollapumpum December 18, 2023
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ten minute striker

it takes only ten minutes to orgasm during sex for somebody that is a "ten minute striker" and thus may be bullied for it.
"I bet Josh is a ten minute striker"
by UKnowItsTrue October 20, 2014
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Ten in a Room

“Ten in a room” is something that is able to be used rather than “the”. If you haven’t heard it before, that’s because it’s from Queen language. Look up “Queen Translator” for more information.
Ten in a room families gathered in ten in a room town square, preparing for war.
by Skyfall June 17, 2020
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ten pound toffees

Extersy or Gary's m8888 get fucked on em init shoutout to my man josh
I can't wait for them ten pound toffees tonight me g
by Shss December 13, 2017
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