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Ivan Sebastian Cordoves

A man who is gods most prize possession. He has the looks, he has the body, he has the brains. Black hair, Very tall, Green Hazel eyes, pale skin, body of an athlete. Most generous, caring man you’ll ever come across. Loyal as anyone can be and will treat you like a goddess every second he breathes.
Person 1: Is that Ivan Sebastian Cordoves! I would like to take a chunk of that meat!

Person 2: Ew you dumb bitch, he’s taken by Valentina Zambrano!
by unknownuserhere March 20, 2023
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ivan silva

term to use if someone is gay ASFFFFFFFF
That sam kid is kinda gay he might be ivan silva.
by sam silva May 3, 2023
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Ivan

A guy that looks mexican, but he's clearly salvadorian due to his height, or lack thereof. Frequents ratemyprofessors.com, in which he is constantly tearing down the various professors he has throughout his semester at community college. I think his dick is big too? He said so but I think he might be lying.
Damn Ivan, you got a BIG ol' dick and balls!
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
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Ivan

Someone with many enemies but it's okay because he's short. He is addicted to energy drinks that straight up taste like liquid candy, so much so that he may be going blind. He is a good friend...sometimes, and is terrible with human emotions. In short, a neurotic caffeine addict with a 20 inch cock. He will make anybody laugh sometimes.
Wow! Ivan sure has a human cock!
Ivan, How many fingers am I holding up?
I got railed by Ivan's human cock and am now hospitalized.
by azarockclimb May 9, 2023
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Ivanielyz

Ivanielyz is a sweet girl with a beautiful fashion sense. Sometimes she may be wrong in things but never gives up in anything, she doesn’t really go out in dates with people but tends to make new friends. She makes a bunch a of goals for herself and doesn’t let anything get on her way of that. She be slaying every day with the curly hair. Never lose her as a friend cause she will care about you, be nice to you.
Person 1: Ivanielyz is so pretty today!
Person 2: I know right!
by Ashypoo slay May 15, 2023
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ivanhoe

ivanhoe school is the worst school in england’s history, as they don’t care about the well-being of their students yet pretend they do.
What’s the best secondary in leicestershire?”

“It’s definitely not Ivanhoe.”
by hulk innit June 8, 2023
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Ivan Hernandez

He who will make you laugh and everyone will respect him, but he will get freaky when you want him too.
Is that really Ivan Hernandez, wow I’m shocked.
by Plethora God June 13, 2023
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