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Idiot Radiation

Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasn’t resulted in violence.)

Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.

Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.

Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’

The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
Idiot Radiation by flashwildecard January 1, 2011
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Idiot Cocktail 

(n) when two or more idiots or idiotic things are combined, shaken, and presented for consumption resulting in increased feelings of stabbiness and rage.
While watching TV last night, an interview with a certain dim-witted female politician from Alaska was directly followed by a beer commercial featuring a "suave redneck", I felt like I had just had an idiot cocktail and had to restrain myself from going on a rampage.
Idiot Cocktail by Bizzymama October 1, 2011
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idiot love

A state of mind where one is unaware that they are in fact in love with a person, usually ones best friend (gender irrelevant).
"You and Claire are in idiot love"
"My brother is in idiot love with Betty"
idiot love by urban ruby November 16, 2007

idiot argument 

How an idiot argues with another person. Instead of using rational statements and facts, they spam the other person with mindless banter and stubborn ranting.
Rational Argument:

Person 1: I think that the Xbox 360 is better than the Wii because it has better hardware and more graphical power.

Person 2: Well I think the Wii is better than the 360 because it is more interactive and appeals more to casual gamers.

Idiot Argument:

Person 1: Well, I think the Wii is better than the Xbox 360 because...

Idiot: NO! NO! Shut the hell up. I said the Xbox 360 is better. NO! NO! Insert random group here says its better! NO! I'm right. Your wrong. Shut the hell up.
idiot argument by pea soup March 6, 2010

Idiot Parade 

A term used upon interaction with idiots by being around them or speaking to them in the course of a particular day.
I've been caught in an idiot parade all day long, everywhere I go Im surrounded by idiots!

What a parade of idiots today at (insert local store) !

Can't anyone do anything correctly?

Called the credit card company today, what an idiot parade!

Don't look now, idiot parade to your left.

If I have to deal with that parade of idiots one more time I just might snap!
Idiot Parade by The Rockin Berry August 15, 2011

Idiot Plot 

A narrative where it's conflict lies with characters not recognizing or being oblivious to key information that would resolve the conflict,hence the name "idiot plot" because everyone involved is an idiot.
Tom:Hey have you seen an Uwe boll movie?

Jim:No,but I would like to.

Tom:Don't waste your time his film always contain the Same idiot plot .
Idiot Plot by The real Jester August 9, 2016
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