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German Handkerchief

The act of defecating into the oral cavity of another person, covering the mouth until the person sneezes, and shit runs down their nose. Then you wipe the shit off with your scrotum .
Man I'm still blowing shit out my nose from that German Handkerchief you gave me last night.
by Burito March 31, 2008
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lena handen

Means left hand. Can also be called 'Jill' for the name the left hand can spell out. A subtle way of talking about masturbation.
Person 1: "Got any plans for Valentine's Day?"
Person 2: "Yeah, me and Lena Handen are spending the night together."
Person1: "You really need a girlfriend, dude."
by Ilia03 February 12, 2014
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handlebaricide

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NOUN

1. the killing of a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster
2. a person who kills a fake handlebar mustachioed-wearing hipster or is responsible for his death; ironic murderer
When the rage became too unbearable for Zoey, she took Clementine's matching florescent pink faux rabbit hair scarf-and-hat set with its embroidered bright red handlebar mustache and strangled the life out of the Brooklyn hipster with it while making sure the embroidered mustache always remained directly under the beatnik's nose.

This act of handlebaricide was ruled as justifiable homicide by the US Supreme Court.
by Tsarstepan January 2, 2013
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Handley

People with the last name Handley is the best on earth
Handley
by Kh2006 December 11, 2021
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dutch handler

when i grab my dick with my hand, and you grab my arm and shake it really fast.
hey jill if you come give me a dutch handler you wont be cheating on your boyfriend...
by chris corrado December 17, 2008
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Nub Handles

The rolls of fat between the stomach roll and the genitals, creating makeshift handles that, much like Love Handles during sex, serve as a way to control your partner's body as you give them oral sex.
Woman: "My husband is getting a little overweight, but it comes in handy when I give him head, because I can grab onto his Nub Handles and really go wild!"

Man: "Damn, I was going down on my girl lastnight and she was lovin it so much, she was bucking like bull! So I just grabbed onto her Nub Handles and held on for dear life!"
by NaYmLiS September 2, 2013
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A punk rock band in the bowels of southern west virginia noted for alcohol and drug use also serpent handling any other history is unknown
{guyDid u hear the serpent handlers of west virginia
{guy}Yea that shit was wack
by Loren Hatfield November 13, 2007
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