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Getting Harley'd

The sexual act of getting ridden by a girl, like an overweight, white, American man in his 60s on a Harley Davidson.

That is to say, she just sits there - with minimal movement, aside from small bumps every once in a while for long periods of time.

*Bonus points if there are handlebars attached to the bedframe/wall your bed is leaning against
Getting Harley'd:
guy 1; "dude, I was getting Harley'd by my girlfriend last night"
guy 2: "oh, I'm so sorry dude... how was that?"
guy 1 "it was so boring... and I think I got road rash on my dick...."
by urbanmedley July 31, 2022
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Matthew Harley

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Dirty hurley

When a womans vagina smells like a dumpster but you hit it anyways and can still smell it the next day at work.
Guy 1 dude did you go fishing or something before work? Guy 2 nah i just pulled a dirty hurley last night here smell my hand. Guy 1 omg bro that smells like a fish markets dumpster.
by Scottydddddd April 25, 2023
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The Harley DavidSin

When you fuck a girl with pigtails, from the back, and pull her hair back and pull up on her pigtails with your hands to mimic the shape of the Harley Davidson handlebars. She will also queef violently which is where the name comes from, because it sounds like the rev of a mean Harley.
"Bro last night i gave my girl The Harley DavidSin and the cops came for a noise complaint"
"damn yall fucked too loud?"
"Nah they thought she was a motorcycle"
by HungLikeAnEmoKid April 1, 2024
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A Harley Rider

Usually, an unfriendly, greasy, ugly, fat, poser who owns a $5000 pickup truck and an unreliable, $30,000 2000cc cruiser to be revved at 7000 RPM in 25 MPH zones with a tatted-up "Lot Lizard" on the back. This individual is often of low intelligence, has more tattoo's than teeth and has some sort of superiority complex where they believe that buying 900 lbs of overpriced, poorly performing junk that is made in Taiwan and assembled in America allows them to snub any other biker on the road regardless of their skill and experience. They think they own the road and are higher on the totem pole than 18-wheelers. But, their lack of a helmet means they fail the Darwin test and rank lower on the evolutionary scale than effeminate pansies riding 50cc scooters. While cruising around town, they usually wear vests with patches on them from rallies attended and think that means something. They look more like the imposters that steal military valor, than the war heroes they plagiarize.

Like with Apple computers, the brand is permanently shit-stained by the self-entitled tools that use them.
That pompous A Harley Rider is sure full of himself. If the FONZ were riding down the road on his Triumph, he would be too cool to wave to him.
by sbohandley June 9, 2024
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A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity
Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine
by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024
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A Hurley

A person responsible for concealing networks of depravity
Don't worry dear we are too rich and connected to go to jail. I'll go and see A Hurley in the morning and everything will be fine
by Sparkles adventure July 9, 2024
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