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Plastic Grandma

Elderly woman trying to look young and hip enough to be seen with her grandkids by way of plastic surgery
Stella looks so artificial anymore! That old biddy is just your typical plastic grandma...
by desertfox07 December 15, 2014
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grandma’s cheesecake

ass. Usually elderly, full of sweet cream and other delightful flavours.
Chris: “i only like my grandma’s cheesecake
Oscar: “yea everyone likes your grandma’s cheesecake,”
Hugh: “it’s the talk of the town”
by pl4ss May 8, 2022
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Whiskey Grandma

Whiskey Grandmas are the older variant of the Wine Mom and Vodka Aunt. Where as Wine Moms are classy and Vodka Aunt's are rowdy, Whiskey Grandma's tend to spend most of their time being bitter from age. They are more inclined to avoid social situations to "watch their stories" and drink alone. They are very obscene and crude, but are still respected and revered due to their ages of wisdom and deep love whenever they show it. They have built up such a high alcohol tolerance that you will rarely see them even stumble after a night out drinking.
Grace has become such a Whiskey Grandma recently
by Undocumented Goats July 29, 2018
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Grandma Bonnie

The dopest G-mother of them all. She will shoot hoops with you in the drive, bake you a pumpkin pie or knit you an afghan to keep you warm at night. You can always count on Grandma Bonnie. When she’s shooting hoops be sure to call her LeBronnie. While eating Mexican it’s got to be Bonito Burrito. Stay solid with your Grandma Bonnie, she can’t be replaced. Bomac2002 foreva!!!
Happy Mother’s Day Grandma Bonnie, you da bomb!!
by KellyKellyCle May 8, 2022
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Grandma

Your mom’s mother or your dad’s mother. It’s usually their job to babysit their grandkids every weekend and all school breaks so that the parents can go outside.
1. Girl I gotta drop these kids off to their grandma so we can go outside this weekend
by YourFaveKi December 5, 2021
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Grandma’s Boying

When you receive such a blowjob with such an orgasmic spasm that you “can’t stop cumming!”
God that was good, I’m totally grandma’s boying.
by XbeauTIFFulX January 3, 2021
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grandma

person 1: ugh these cookies are sooo good
person2: ikr?!?!
person 3: MY GRANDMAMA IS THE CHEEFFFFFF
by hooman___person November 4, 2020
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