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garden city

A small town in tucked in the corner of Southwest Kansas. Filled with Mexicans that have terrible dental health and style.

Terrible place to raise your kids, unless you want your daughter to get pregnant at 11 (it happens...all the time). Drugs, sex and rock & roll would be their motto, but people mostly like rap music there.

It smells like cow poop. Everywhere. When it rains, you smell it. When the rain dries, you smell it. When it's windy, there's a blanket of poop-smog that is similar to fog itself.

A literal s**t town.
"Yo, I went to Garden City the other day and I swear it's so shitty, it SMELLS like cow poop!"
by saygirlheyy May 20, 2009
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garden city

a town where everyone THINKS they are good at lax...but they are not. Everyone thinks they are rich, but the only reason they have money is because mommy and daddy keep borrowing from the bank so they are in debt.

GC SUCKS! YEAH MANHASSET LAXXXXX!
We were thinking of an easy team to scrimmage in lacrosse, so we chose Garden City.
by Samanthaa April 6, 2007
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Garden city

A place in kansas that everyone knows is the "hey lets have sex, and make constant babies!" second highest teen pregnancy population, and you guessed it! the sluttiest town in america.
man- Hey babe, wanna go to garden city?
women-oh my not more sex!
by StephanieK(nonprego) May 22, 2009
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Garden Party

An Army term a soldier uses for looking at porn.
by KRO_MAGNUM December 18, 2010
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Garden of Eden

A mixture of 3 different methylenediolixed Phenethylamines, MDMA (Adam), MDEA(Eve), and MBDB (Eden). It's also nicknamed a "Heaven on Earth" roll. Said by Shulgin as the best mixture, at least from methoxy Phenethylamines stand point.
I was did one hell of a mixture and rolled a bit too hard on that Garden of Eden Roll you gave me.
by Reo the Eagle December 30, 2005
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gardevoir effect

The gardevoir effect is an effect that makes you guard someone with your life like the pokemon gardevoir does.
gardevoir effect!!!!!!!!!!!!! Why are you drawing that!?
by Eren Yeeter December 9, 2020
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moonlight gardening

To take an old mans penis in your mouth, and receive gratefully
"Do you want to come to mine and do some moonlight gardening?"

"Yes."
by Aphex2 December 17, 2008
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