Izzybella and Andrew Garfield

They are meant to be. Izzybella does not care if he’s 38. Andrew Garfield is the best Spider-Man 😮 💨

“IZZYBELLA HAS A CRUSH ON ANDREW GARFIELD!”

Izzybella says “oh yea I do 😮 💨”
“Izzybella and Andrew Garfield are superior together”

by Yesurmomsuncle February 11, 2022

Goose the gaff

To egg a persons house with goose eggs ( preferably rotted )

Bobbys dad is a real c*nt let’s Goose the gaff tonight

by Murftaco July 27, 2023

Splunted off the Gaff

Extremely stoned; high on Grand Daddy Purp; greened-out

I smoked a whole blunt to myself and now I’m absolutely splunted off the gaff.

by owowman November 10, 2025

JM Welsh Gaff

When someone says “sex” when they meant to say “Success” or vice versa. Originating from Popular YouTuber JackSucksAtLife who made this mistake in the now infamous “Poor Jack” moment

Interviewer Laura Rutledge had a JM Welsh Gaff this week when she asked Coach Saban how he dealt with “all the sex he been having lately,” when she meant to ask about his success late in the season.

by 010Rusty December 10, 2025

The Boy Dem Run in My Gaff

A UK Slang For The American Slang “The Feds Just Done a Sweep”

The Boy Dem Run in My Gaff

by KingHassan February 15, 2025

James A. Garfield High

Garfield High School is A public school in Seattle full of stoners, fags, white bitches and Asians. The black kids aren’t ghetto enough to fit in with the Beach Kids but not white enough to be friends with the Prep kids.

“Is Jack smoking weed out of a zucchini on the field? What a Garfield kid”
James A. Garfield High School

by mellielover111 September 26, 2019

God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

all hail the lord of darkness

i sure do love to get my reality ripped apart by the lord of darkness God has many names but his most famous is Garfield

by all hail the lord of darkness May 12, 2020