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Fucking Christ

An expletive, possibly the most aesthetically pleasing in the English language. A multi-purpose phrase commonly used as an expression of anger, pain, frustration, wonderment or disbelief.
After stumping his toe on the hearth, grampa screamed, "Fucking Christ!".

"Fucking Christ" the teacher inaudibly sighed as Susie answered "Louis Armstrong" when asked who the first man on the moon was.

After her first sexual tryst, Maxine rolled over and in a long exhale, uttered "Fucking Christ..." as she sank into the bed.
by J-Hova September 3, 2006
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Fucking the Night

~"How was it for you?"
~"To be honest love, your cunt is so massive I may as well of opened the window and fucked the night."
by Dunk Willbery May 24, 2005
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Absolute Fucking Walnut

The best insult known to man. Used by Dick Beater McFingers
Patrick: Dude, I just hit Tom's grandma with my truck! Shit, bro!..

Tristan: You ABSOLUTE FUCKING WALNUT!!!
by Dick Beater McFingers May 7, 2015
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fucking beautiful

When your friend doesn't believe she is gorgeous (she obviously is), and you get fed up when she doesn't believe it. Always used in a loving sense.
Person A: I'm not pretty
Person B: YOU ARE FUCKING BEAUTIFUL!
by CEQueens June 4, 2018
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Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read

Whaddup I'm Jared I'm 19 and I never fucking learned how to read is a vine reference used by nostalgic people who miss vine
"Hey could you read page 21 for the class?"
"No I can not WHADDUP I'M JARED I'M 19 AND I NEVER FUCKING LEARNED HOW TO READ
by Kirbylove May 6, 2018
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Fucking one's face with food

Eating esp. in large amounts.
I sat at that diner and fucked my face with ice cream for a full hour
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Sport Fucking

The pursuit of sex just add to numbers or to add a new kind of trophy to one's list. Examples: fucking a cougar, a fat chick, a nerd.
I don't really understand why he does it. I guess he is just into sport fucking anything just to say he has.
by stilldixon August 26, 2014
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