PEDO-FILE

spanglish- a combination of the spanish word "pedo" meaning "fart" and the english word "file". A compendium in which masterfully crafted flatulence is chronicled either by its creator or a witness to said excellence. Usually specimens are categorized by Volume (loudness), length (usually approximations),humidity levels and ofcourse odor.

Yesterday, on my way out of the office, i silently inscensed a trail of putridity for my fellow staff to relish in, without a sign of guilt on my face i thought to myself "now theres one for the pedo-file"

by the goat lives February 24, 2009

Flex

Verb: "The intention of having sexual intercourse with the opposite sex, purely for pleasure and with no post-sex intention for a relationship"

Dude(1): That chicks pretty dyno!
Dude(2): Yeah man id definitely flex her

by shaggs11 June 18, 2009

McPenis Filet

Italian sausage sandwich from Quizno's

Did you see the veins in that McPenis Filet?

by Zeke May 7, 2005

fecal file

A human being who is more obsessed with a greasy brown stain in their butt crack, than what it takes to be a "relatively" functioning person in a democratic society.

Just because I gambled and lost doesn't mean that I can't go to church anymore. Everybody poops--unfortunate that everbody can't laugh at other peoples misspoopings--

by Seaniapolis March 26, 2004

super-flex

a term for attacking someone on a couch while you are standing. simply scream super-flex!, smack your elbow twice, jump up and pile drive your target with that elbow. if necessary, repeat several times. useful for entertainment purposes when with a bunch of guys.

Chuck: Super-Flex! (smack smack)
Taylor: NOOO!

by Steven Lasse January 13, 2009

X-Filed

A way of retrieving contact information on the opposite sex without means of direct communication.

Roger: Dude, How did you get that girl's phone number without even talking to her?
Ray: I X-Filed it using the phone book.

by X3LA September 26, 2008

The Silent Flex

Anytime you (or someone else) is trying to look casual but are secretly flexing in a picture or pose to make your muscles (usually arms) look bigger. This includes but not limited to, a hidden clinched fist to make your biceps look bigger, and also having your arms pressed against your body to make them look bigger.

Look at that guy, who is he trying to kid. His arms are not that big. He's just doing THE SILENT FLEX.

by ColeManND87 January 16, 2015