shit with feet

A phrase generally used for one of your friends when referring to them for a variety of reasons.
A versatile phrase as well that can be used to describe a person that is a worthless, low life waste of good oxygen.

Matt you are such a fuck up you are basically nothing but shit with feet. Just kill yourself!

shit with feet by Suck it miller June 24, 2016

retarded in the feet 

Retarded in the feet means when ur soo retarded ur feet become retarded

Ur soo retarded in the feet

retarded in the feet by Albertian January 6, 2018

elevate your feet 

when someone is having sex and they pick up their partners legs so that their feet are in the air

Girl, I’m gonna make you elevate your feet tonight

elevate your feet by fartingshark May 1, 2018

Baker's feet 

The act of wearing socks halfway off the end of the foot to provide ankle ventilation. This creates a floppy baker's hat style area around the toes.

It's cold, why have you got your Baker's feet on?

Baker's feet by Refi September 16, 2018

father on the feet 

(n.) a girl who wears dad shoes.

Fathers on the feet have multiplied since Balenciaga's White Sneakers became trendy in 2017. Also called "Walkathon Patriarchs" because they empower the patriarchy's aesthetics "one step at a time."

Did u see Rebecca's outfit? Absolute father on the feet.

father on the feet by nolandc September 26, 2019

lightning in my feet 

AKA, ground shock . Landing from a jump causes pain in the foot which can sometimes be known as" lightning in my feet".

Jumping down from that wall gave me lightning in my feet.

lightning in my feet by Rocky dog January 1, 2020

30,000 Feet Wank 

To jerk off in the airplanes bathroom, specifically mid flight.

Guy 1: I just did the 30,000 Feet wank
Guy 2: Who are you? Why are you telling me this?

30,000 Feet Wank by Whatconstipationlookslike October 30, 2020