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The Falconer

Produced by Torrey Pines High School students, the Falconer is the best freaking newspaper in San Diego, maybe even in California. The Falconer is known for it's controversial articles, its hilarious backpage, and for having the best publications staff in the whole damn world.
Nick: Hey man, did you know the falconer is coming out this friday?

John: of course, i have it on my calender!!!
by Falconerd April 25, 2010
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Falcon Abortion

The act of falcon punching a women in the gut/crotch upon discovering they are Pregnant in hopes of giving them an abortion.
Gf: Guess what? I'm pregnant

Bf: What! Fuck time for Falcon Abortion
FALCON PUNCH!!!!!
by Adolf Jesus hitler November 1, 2010
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Fallopian

All-female punk band, recorded the fun "Dammit, Eat Your Pudding" LP on crack.
"Fallopian are a rockin' band!"
"Yeah, I went to their show. it was crazy radd"
by Sarah666 January 2, 2008
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Fallopian Hard-on

When a single female pre-occupied with the possibility of not bearing a child in her life time, openly lusts for a man whom she would normally not acknowledge when his young child is present. It is believed that the woman is so desperate that she would overlook any perceived faults the man may have based on his ability to spawn cute children. This feeling may be so intense that some women will report the sensation of their ovaries throbbing.
That girl was willing to overlook the fact that i smell like a European and drive a car worth less than $500. She must be sporting a Fallopian hard-on.
by Horatio/Nelson November 23, 2009
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fallout

Not going as planned; a dud; mostly to describe the state of of something (but mostly plans).
"Hey so what are you doing this weekend?"
"Well I planned to go to a pretty sick party on friday but then my friend who I was going with and providing my ride flaked on me last minute. I also planned to just hang out with some friends saturday night, but that got canceled as well. I was looking forward to a good time but it just turned out to be a fallout weekend."
by Stellakvif April 26, 2011
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Falcon Lord

Costumed crimefighting disco grunge rock band from Dubai. Currently operating out of Atlanta.
"They're gonna tear out your eyes cuz the Falcon Lords care"
by Lord Falconhorn October 7, 2008
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Falcon punch

Describes the punch to the head received by David Koschman from R.J. Vanecko, the nephew of Chicago Mayor Richard Daley (and his brother, U.S. Chief of Staff to President Obama, William Daley). Koschman, who had just turned 21, was out drinking late at night on Chicago's Rush Street with friends when he by chance confronted Daley's nephew, RJ Vanecko. Words exchanged, and RJ Vanecko threw one punch to David Koschman's head, knocking him to the pavement, essentially killing him. Because of RJ Vanecko's connections to the Daley administration, and to the hospital where Koschman was taken, all records of the incident were lost. Police can't find the files and RJ Vanecko is now a successful businessman in California, never tried in a court of law. Even though witnesses and police reported that he threw the fatal punch. The police chief quit, and wont talk about the case. The Daleys refuse to talk about it. This kind of fatal punch is backed up by police and powerful politicians! If you're related, you can get away with murder!
RJ didn't like him at all, so he threw a Falcon Punch, and we all ran.

He's so annoying, I felt like throwing a falcon punch to rid the world of him.

The administration threw a falcon punch to the entire proposal, essentially preventing it from ever surfacing again.
by Avenger of Seven Folds May 24, 2011
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