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Fortnite 

A game that toddlers think their gonna get a girlfriend off of.
Toddler 1: Yeah im gonna be the first one to get a girlfriend...
Toddler 2: How?

Toddler 1: By playing fortnite

Toddler 2: *punches toddler 1 in the face* For cod
Fortnite by AdoptedGremlinQueen December 16, 2020

Fortnite 

A game for gay virgins who get turned on by pixelated ass cheeks.
Them: I play Fortnite Me: Nice way to come out of the closet
Fortnite by SuqqMe0ff December 20, 2020

Fortnite 

A 3rd person shooting game where sweats that snort cocaine build a tower in 5 seconds. and little kids wont shut the fuck up about
FUCK FORTNITE
Fortnite by THE MANDALORIAN 27 January 22, 2021

Fortnite 

A fortnite was a deadly bomb used in 1967 in the Russian war, it is deadly because the gas that emits from it smells like shit.
*Air raid siren*
Phil: What the fuck is happening?
Jaden: Oh shit! it looks like there's a Fortnite coming down!!
Special Ops: EVERYONE GET THE FUCK DOWN THERE'S A FORTNITE DROPPING!!
Fortnite by OfficialJadrn January 22, 2021

Fortnite 

Hey josh let’s do some fortnite later
Fortnite by Wildtinpot December 27, 2020

Fortnite 

Dude 1: Yo dude fortnite/ fn is so gay

Dude 2: yup dude so gay
Dude 1: dudeee
Fortnite by mr bombas-DICKHEAD January 1, 2021