When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.
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Get the fasterbate mug.Fastcore is a derivative for of hardcore, started in the early to mid 80s by bands such as Koro, Urban Waste and Deep Wound. Fastcore is closely related to thrashcore and powerviolence.
I bought Koro's 700 Club EP and every song was about 30 seconds. It was one of the first fastcore albums.
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