dusty palm

When you give a hand job to an old guy

I just gave a dusty palm to my dads friends in the garage.

by Paaaaaaaaj December 31, 2017

Dusty Sluder

That moment when your favorite Indian restaurant is closed because someone dropped a massive uncontrolled & catastrophic dump on the dining room floor.

"Man we couldn't get that 🔥 🔥 🔥 chicken tandoori today because some jackass dropped a catastrophic Dusty Sluder in the middle of the restaurant entrance."

by StillLucidSomehow June 7, 2024

Dusty rocking chair

The uninvited, mounted sexual activity of a wheelchair bound elderly person in a vegetative state
The dust off the chair can be seen falling to the ground throughout the rocking of the chair

Richard: hey devon, how are you enjoying your dusty rocking chair. Do you need lunch?
Devon: (Stephen hawkings voice) bleep bloop help!

by Chkeni420 April 16, 2025

dusty

Another word for "virgin" or someone who has not had sex in a long period of time.

Man I am so old and dusty down there.

by codygizmo April 25, 2016

Dusty tiger

An elderly Chinese prostitute, especially one who dominates.

"I got myself a Dusty Tiger this weekend! She jumped on my back and I seriously thought I was gonna die bro."

by Bleck-dug August 9, 2019

Dusty Cannon

Expansion on Dusty Canyon-
(n) When one crushes some sort of dry food, such as Saltines, and sprinkles the crumbs in an unsuspecting other's visible buttcrack then one suddenly expels flatulence spraying the crumbs and dusty forcibly like the projection of a cannonball and smoke that follows.

Frank gave Bob a dusty canyon, and when Bob ripped one a few seconds later the joke was on Fank with a dusty cannon.

by Jbobrn September 6, 2017

Crusty dusty musty

A word describing how much crusty it is

Her very old smartphone was very crusty dusty musty.

by Astrofrax- July 15, 2022