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douchebag

any of those lame albinos who works at Hollister and wears flip flops in January. These people fail to realize that even though they wish they were in California, it is actually snowing outside and their frostbitten toes will only add to their douchebagedness.
Eww! Look at that douchebag walking out of Hollister.
by tnp April 14, 2006
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deuchebag

A bag used for your vaginal crevece... to clean it out and such. Used sometimes when umpires at softball games are idiots and dont know what they are doing.
I heard plain and clear with my own two ears out of one of your girls mouths... that the umpire was a deuchbag.. NOW I GOT ONE QUESTION FOR YALL, WHATS A DEUCHEBAG, HOW DO YOU INSERT A DEUCHBAG, WHERE CAN I LOCATE AND INSERT A DEUCHEBAG?
by Meg n Lee May 13, 2005
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Douchebraggery

When a douchebag proudly brags about his douchebaggery (his douchebag behavior). This results in high-fives and/or "likes" from fellow douchebags, and makes everyone else shake their heads in disgust.
A: Did you see John's Facebook post about stuffing the waitress who wouldn't go out with him? He was actually proud of himself!

B: Yeah, his douchebraggery is pretty obnoxious.
by nw1979 October 22, 2015
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Douchebagsim

The practice of being a "Douchebag"

A D-bag would be refered to in the formal manner of: "Douchbagist"

This is not a respected religion.
Keith is the God of Douchebagsim, therefore, it is rare to see someone else with his level of complete and utter douchbag qualities.
by Jocosejoni November 12, 2009
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Douchebagliness

(dew-sh-bag-lee-ness)
1) a derivative of douchebag denoting an exceptionally high level of douchebaggery
2) the quantifiable measure of the level of douchebaggery existing in any person, place or thing
1) I will most certainly not go to there and put myself in an environment with that level of douchebagliness.
2) I can smell the douchebagliness permeating the air around him.
by thephunk August 20, 2010
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Douchebagernaught

A lame way to call someone a douchebag, usually used by those who cannot complete full sentences and cannot think creatively on their own.
That dude just called me a Douchebagernaught, what a douche!
by PBB GCC December 4, 2010
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douchebagget

I.The female version of the vernacular douchebag. One who portrays or acts in a feminine manner but who should still be included in the family of douche.

II. An all together higher level of Doucheness entirely.
III. A Hateful nickname for your French friend.
Wait...Joe stole your girlfriend and then made out with your mom...What a douchebagget!

Look at all these old guys at Hooters bringing in little kids to get boob time, what a bunch of douchebaggets...
by cuntcommando December 29, 2010
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