Dildo Cream

A cream used to make a dildo slide smoother into a females vagina.

Your dildo is pretty dry try my dildo cream.

by Johnson von Penervargen. August 5, 2008

dildo guns

Another name for sex pistols

person 1: i went to see some dildo guns at wembley
person 2: dildos are good but dildo guns are orgasmic

by kenwinlam January 16, 2009

Dildo

Look in your moms cabinet

Honey I got a dildo

by Mr.Breads March 5, 2015

dildo

A sex toy used to pleasure women and sometimes gay men .

"Hey, what's a dildo?"
"A dildo is ...."

"?"
"Stick it up your ass

by mgklover March 12, 2015

Dildo

When you want to call someone a dick but they're too fake.

John: You're such a dildo.
Bob: What? A dildo?
John: Well i'd call you a dick but you're too fake.

by frenchiestfry April 4, 2015

Dildo

A mans worst enemy a sex toy women use to fell good and is usally bigger than a real mans penis because size matters

She said no to sex and went to the other room and rode that dildo like a race horse

by Alex cocks June 11, 2017

Spikey Dildo

A spikey dildo is a penis shaped latex figure that a female inserts into her vagina and the spoken item has many large spikes around the balls area

Sharon was made fun of because she bought a spikey dildo at spencers

by Sharon leeeeeee james July 2, 2016