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Diddler

A diddler is someone who partakes or indulges in peculiar and weird sexual activities or kinks involving the same or opposite gender.
Tracy asked me last night if I could lick her belly button and make dog noises “she’s such a diddler”
by Gooner_spooner12 May 29, 2025
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Diddley squat

A person or persons with little of anything, a tiny bit if not no amount of coin, papa, goods, moral fiber, character, class, education, stamina, cupboards bare as backside, nothing except fresh air.
Jack the lad, are we checkin' what flicks to watch while we are walking right past the cinema? Nah! you ten point tosser, I told yar, I ain't got beans, diddley squat, zilch to go see a movie unless we sneak in.
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Diddlefingers

Something that wags all their fingers at things like they want to diddle something.
1: You see that guy over there?
2: Yeah why is he wagging his fingers at us like that? Kinda creepy.
3: We like to call those Diddlefingers.
by Flaming Raven July 4, 2025
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Diddleswitch

"I spent HOURS diddleswitching"
by GoofySoup September 10, 2025
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Diddlercrat

Leftist that will Do Say Ignore Lie Rig and Off anything and everything to keep the kid sniffing going and the embezzled money flowing.
Shifty shift is a Diddlercrat that pays hush money to people he’s Diddled
by SlapaDiddlerHo October 29, 2025
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Diddlepoop

That stuff you seem to collect deep in your closets or at the bottom level of your garage that you categorize somewhere between crap and treasure. It can often be found as well at the bottom of drawers in old chests and in the corners of attics.
The old guy down the street peruses flea markets on the weekends and brings home a pickup truck filled with diddlepoop.
by Mad Macgog December 16, 2025
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Diddlepoop

That stuff you seem to collect deep in your closets or at the bottom level of your garage that you categorize somewhere between crap and treasure. It can often be found as well at the bottom of drawers in old chests and in the corners of attics.
The old guy down the street brings home a pickup truck full of diddlepoop from the flea markets every weekend.
by Mad Macgog December 16, 2025
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