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Post Nut Depression

When you cum and then the high from masturbating wears off and you're depressed again
"Man, I went to rub one out cause I was mad depressed, but now I got post nut depression."
by psudeom July 10, 2022
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Kitty Deposits

1. The substance comprised of lotion, spit, and semen which can be found near a computer keyboard as a result of rapid masturbation. After being left for an extended period of time, they become kitty deposits as whoever left them there blame animals as the cause of the mess.

2. Basement lurker masturbation
Matthew neglected to clean up after he masturbated, leaving the lotion and semen all over the keyboard. His excuse was "the kitties must have left that there, those are kitty deposits."

Goddamit, have a little shame!
by whatlifesmadeof December 5, 2009
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CRiPpLinG dEpREsSiOn

A type of mental disorder that often involves self-destructive impulses, suicidal thoughts, and lack of interest and the will to live that is, in contrast to normal depression, chronic and can very negatively affect the health of someone with such disorder.

Though it is not an actual category of depression recognized by medical institutions and experts, the phrase "I have crippling depression" has been popularized through a short video clip by the meme machine that has recently polluted the Internet community with vulgar trends (along with several other figures, who will be not mentioned due to the irrelevance to this topic), commonly known as idubbbz.

This phrase can be used to respond every and any type of question, statement, command, information, situation, or argument.
Peggy: "Did you hear that the Eiffel Tower was destroyed by dynamites from Uruguay?"
Gertrude: "I have crippling depression."

Lachlan: "Through this, I can assure you that the population of Easter Island mainly consists from the Dutch from Holland, the Irish from Ireland, and the Lapdancers from Lapland."
Donathan: " I have crippling depression."

Doverson: "This is just another pathetic attempt to be funny. This entire thing was all unfunny, you're just trying to make a funny Urban Dictionary entry on a dead meme. You're just hopeless. This is the cringiest thing..."
Jass: "I have crippling depression."
by Vixtellion April 11, 2017
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depends on the wind

Depends on the wind is and old Canadian East Coast / Maritime expression which denotes that the final result of whatever situation that is being refered to will depend on the resolution of other factors and influences that have not yet been finalized.
Sometimes unforseen variables will have such an impact on things to come that it is foolish to make a prediction on the ultimate outcome until more information is available .

In other words, it is too early to say for sure what will happen .
EX 1 ;

" do you think we'll be able to take the boat out today ? "

- " Depends on the wind . "

Ex 2 ;

" So are you gonna hook up with that hot hootchie mamma or what ? "

- " That, my friend, depends on the wind "
by Marc O.C. & Marcel C. July 6, 2010
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manic depresion

Manic depression is a bipolar mental disorder with varying periods of high highs and low lows. Sufferers of manic depression have both depresion and anxiety. Sufferers also sometimes have mood swings (happy one minute and depressed or scared another minute). see anxiety and also depression.

Those with manic depression often will have anxiety attacks for a period of time followed by a period of depression.
My manic depression makes me a paranoid, angry, and happy recluse.
by rabidwolf May 13, 2005
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depop

a overpriced resale website where people thrift baby clothes and sell them for $70
"omg i love that hello kitty shirt that looks 3 sizes to small on you, i bet you got it from depop"
by clubpenguingirl January 2, 2021
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Postfartum Depression

The feeling of remorse, disgust, or overall awkwardness that comes over an individual or group after someone farts, usually used when the flatulence has ruined the mood or flow.
The night was going great until Micky farted and everyone got postfartum depression.
by DEER0123 October 22, 2010
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