Crock Pot Pussy

Wen u tell yo woman to wear somdin nice, and have dinner ready when yo azz get home. All day she gets dat azz ready slow cookin ready to burst. Unwrap dat fine azz and the juice is flown

Marquise - "yo bitch have dat azz ready tonight black dress I like chitlins n gravy"

Leshonda - "aight boo I got you I'ma Crock Pot my kitty"

Crock Pot Pussy

by D.J.pu$$ June 18, 2023

Crocadoodoo

Crocodile Feces.

The man was eaten by a crocodile and reduced to mere crocadoodoo

by Eejflol12 August 15, 2023

crocheted steering wheel cover

When your group comes up with the best unspeakable sex act if the week but it falls short when it is not defined by person the group relied upon. #nevergofulltim, #notmytim, #impeachtim,

The act of traveling highway speeds while getting a blow job by a 70+year old, dentures out.

Timmy's grandma gave me the ole crocheted steering wheel cover on the way over to the house.

by Jethro bo dean August 16, 2023

Croassant

This thing is like a GOD bruh like they are incredible and they are the best gender identification and also you can defend your self.

Example 1:

French victim:you are a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant in his face*

French victim:*proceeds to have a really big amount of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of stupid

Person 1:*throws a croassant on his face as a boomerang *

Victim 1:Ay yoo wtf you broke my leg

by Motaxs October 4, 2023

Croassant

One of the best breads and is the best gender indentification option ever

French victim:Your a pussy

Person 1:*breaks a croassant on his face*

French victim:*has a lot of emotional damage*

Example 2

Victim 1:Your sort of idiot

Person 1:*throws a croassant as a boomerang*

Victim 1:!Ay yoo WTF you almost got my EYE!

Person 1:*throws another one*

Victim 1:*💀*

by Motaxs October 5, 2023

chocs away

When Neil Williams is about to mount his beau.

I was about to shag the wife when I proclaimed ‘chocs away’

by Bob the magnificent January 26, 2024

Croasting

When a train is rolling in to the station four minutes early so it slows down to a smooth roll as it glides in. A portmanteau of 'coasting' and 'roasting'.

The 5:18 train is now the 5:14 train--look at that thing croasting into the station!

by mequickwantslow November 16, 2023