what the crap

most amazing phrase ever.
use it when your confused, need to know something, or just plain bored.

"dude the world is cocking the fuck with my gun!"
me:what the crap does that mean?

by drone248 April 27, 2008

I crap you negative

A polite variation on "I shit you not," or "I'm not shitting you," and ultimately, "I'm not lying."

and then he said - I crap you negative - Windows 7 is better then MAC.

by dstikele October 23, 2009

lazy piece of crap

A person who doesn't help his friends move and would rather sit and home and play world of warcraft

Wow! He is such a lazy piece of crap!

by notjustin March 20, 2009

i don't give a crap

To not care

I don't give a crap about you!

by ManBlo February 12, 2018

clifford crap

a large amount of any substance

a flood

a large flow of any liquid, solid, or gas

"oh shit clifford crapped!"

by Debbie Pancake March 5, 2008

The Cream of the Crap

A company, product, or service whose only nororiety is derived from the fact that it is of the lowest possible quality.

You're getting a Geo? Going for the Cream of the Crap, are we?

by James Bell February 18, 2007

matter-of-crap

matter-of-crap is an American expletive most commonly used in connection with incorrect, misleading, or false language and statements. The phrase is generally use to express disapproval of or to deplore.

1.) To represent or speak of as small or unimportant; disparage: a person who belittled our efforts to do the job right.

2.) To cause to seem less than another or little.

3.) Given to expressing disapproval.

4.) Not based on facts.

Wife: Hey honey did you catch the news today about Dick Cheney critisizing the new administration ?
Husband: As a Matter-of-crap I sure did, what a dork !

by jeffbo April 8, 2009