sperm cramps

something men experience that is comparable to periods. poor guys.

‘my girl complaining about her period cramps, while i got sperm cramps’ - dom

‘yeah they’re soooo painful’ - x

by meeeowww3 November 7, 2025

Bean Cramp

When you are helplessly begging your bf to let you nut but he won’t do what u say so your bean gets a cramp.

“Great, now I have a bean cramp because you keep denying my request”

by BeanCramper2000 November 11, 2025

track pad cramp

when your wrist is cocked up at an odd angle to use the track pad on your laptop, and after a prolonged period of time, it results in a painful cramp in your forearm.

sutton: I was on tumblr for two hours last night while i was sitting on my couch, and I got a nasty track pad cramp!
emma: aw man that's the worst....
sutton: yeah i know.... even when I stretched and massaged it, it took a long time for it to go away!

by stenchandsicknessindustrial November 13, 2011

Franker's Cramp

You get Franker's Cramp after excessively Frankieing a girl or simply Frankieing for too long.

Guy: Ow i got Franker's Cramp.

Girlfriend: That's because you have Frankied me 4 times today.

by ThenationalFrankieingSociety September 3, 2012

Lover's Cramp

The uncomfortable, and sometimes painful, seizing up of the muscles in the hand and forearm caused by excessive stimulation of another's or one's own genitals, normally from rubbing, stroking, or fingering.

"Man, I spent so long fingering my girl last night that I've developed Lover's Cramp"

"Sorry, I can't play the guitar today, I've got Lover's Cramp"

by Bubert Samson May 1, 2013

inner dick cramp

When you pee so quickly that the you get cramp below your dick where two ball connect.

*releasing the gate
*water come out
*faster than you expected
*balls tighten
*inner dick cramp

by mjhn.no.swag May 22, 2016

Second Wave Cramps

Second Wave Cramps is when you’re on your period, and you forget about your cramps for a while, and then they hit you like a brick out of the blue.

Period- PAY ATTENTION TO ME ASSHOLE!!!!! THERE’S BLOOD ON YOUR SHORTS.

Me- No there’s not, I just checked!

Period- FINE ASSHOLE SECOND WAVE CRAMPS!!!!!

Me- FUCKKKKKKKKKK

by Troublepaws September 28, 2018