cornering

What an obses conservative female blogger does with a fellow obese male blogger's penis to celebrate an off year election win by a few conservative candidates.

Kathryn:

I'm just trying to suck Jonah into election-night Cornering.

Jonah: I'd love to, but I've already cornered myself to pictues of Chris Christie's teddy bear splendor

by Erick Erickson November 4, 2009

cornered

To bump/crash into a corner; somehow hurt yourself with the edge of furniture (usually).

P1: OWWW!!
P2: Dude, what's wrong with you?
Pi: I just cornered myself! x.x

by Amrita R. March 12, 2006

Corker

Phenomenon in which your shit 'corks' itself. When you first start taking a corker, the begining is like a regular poop, but after you've passed an inch or so, the rest squirts -- you've uncorked your bowels.

"That Panda Express gave me a huge corker last night!"

"I feel so much better, I just had to take a corker."

by PoopedOn April 11, 2009

corner

used in the popular phrase of fellow brethren knights in which you send a person into the "corner" for making a wicked bad joke. The jesture for this action is pointing at the person with the crappy joke and then pointing to your left or right. Also for short "mad corns"

wow huie, that was the unfunniest joke of all time, get in the corner.

by poopsmagee July 23, 2008

corner

where my bitches are at

my bitches be at the corner

by wheredemhos@ February 6, 2010

corners

the white frothy stuff that accumulates in the corners of your mouth when you are trashed...

froth corners

by frarnie November 20, 2009

Cozy Corner Sanchez

A new Canadian tradition whereas several hot peppers are orally administered via an order of Shanghai Noodles and ends up exitting via ones anal tunnel. The bleeding usually occurs the night after ingestion and is exacerbated by intense drinking.

Harry ordered Shanghai Noodles from Cozy Corner and subsequently experienced a Cozy Corner Sanchez.

by technik0 April 6, 2005