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castration cop

a wicked awesome person who hunts down and castrates all people that are unworthy of existance, both male and female. because you can castrate a female.

from the kaztrait, the native tongue word for removal of the sexual organs, and kAp, the native tongue for ruler of the universe.
You better watch your step, asshole, or the castration cop will come after you.
by Castration Cop January 19, 2005
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Good Cop/Bad Cop

A very risky sexual endeavor likely to be confused as rape. To successfully complete the good cop/bad cop routine, two male friends, similar in body mass and height, must first plan how the routine is to be carried out. One friend (the good cop) must ask his girlfriend or other "partner" to participate in foreplay. The good cop must dress up as a police officer and proceed to handcuff the female to the bed. He then must put on a mask and and leave the room. After leaving the room he is to hand the mask off to his friend (the bad cop) and tag him in. The bad cop, dressed exactly as the good cop, is then free to complete whatever sexual activity he wants on the female. It is considered common courtesy to remove the mask and reveal the true identity of the bad cop, but it is optional to leave the mask on and switch back without the female finding out.
Hey Brandt, do you want to Good Cop/Bad Cop your girlfriend this weekend?
Yes, I think she will be very surprised!
by AllIDoIsWIN1134 April 9, 2011
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knob cop

Dude, I got my knob copped behind the building.
by Carl Sandy December 28, 2007
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the cop

a sexual act where the male gets behind the receiver and takes their right arm puts it under their right arm and rests the arm and the back of their neck kicks their legs apart and screws them from behind
i showed her the cop last night now she cant walk right
by 8thdeadlysin December 3, 2009
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porn cop

when youre retarted and cant say corn pop.
Often used as a dirty word but has a very innocent meaning
who keeps throwing porn cops at me?!

screenname4: I think im a good kid
screenname: no sex not drugs not alc no porn cops
screenname: yea id say ur half decent
by Pmuns March 24, 2007
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rent a cop

Ricci's lover
Rent a Cop - "Ricci, pull down your pants now!"
Ricci - "YES SIR! I'd be VERY happy to pull down my pants and show my inerection to you sir!"
Rent a cop - "Good bitch! ^.^"
by CheeseMaster October 30, 2003
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Traffic cop

A traffic cop is when a person leaves a large piece of excrete watse in a public or household toillet . The word was invented to show anger aswell on parking wardens.
I wouldnt go in there sum1 has left a "traffic cop"in the crapper ,give it five it took three goes to flush!
by King_Chunk December 28, 2005
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