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computer

the thing people use to:
1. Watch videos
2. Listen to music
3. Play games
4. Sleep on
5. Do other stuff
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Strange device that speaks to you and makes you hallucinate via lights that comes out of its screen. You have
Mommy special arms are crawling out of the computer and asking for my soul
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Computer Virus

A Computer Software/Application that fucks with the files on your computer.
When you install the virus, it begins to birth out it's offspring onto all of your files. The Offspring will coat these files in a subsequent amount of dung. Once the files are fully coated, they will then be sent to the Overlord of the computer Viruses. The Overlord takes his time, but he will, and I repeat, WILL!!! Do anything in his power to fuck all of your files, and it's your job to make sure that doesn't happen. Home gay
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computer

One of the many places to rot your brains out and destroy the IQ and brain cells you have left.
human 1: "um... what happened to Jhon?"
human 2:".... COMPUTER"
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The object you watch Porn Hentai Yuri and Yaoi on
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Computer stupid

“Computer stupid” An answer rendered via AI and a computer that is presented as a reasonably wise and well researched answer until analysed by a live human being that sees how stupid/ incorrect/ impractical the answer is in reality.

the answer is in reality.
I initially thought that the Google Maps recommended driving/route directions, and the associated alternative routes to my destination looked efficient but when I actually examined the proposed routes, I quickly realized it was a computer stupid answer, as the alternative recommended route showed entering a single entrance/exit neighborhood, driving around in the neighborhood, and then exiting the neighborhood via the same single entry entrance/ exit to continue the same route.
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