colorado beanbag

When your drunk and teabag your best friend while they are passed out .

Hey man did you Colorado Beanbag me last night ?
Fuck yeah man and you loved it !

by BatmanfucksScarecrow November 23, 2018

Colorado Bear-trap

The Colorado Bear-trap is when your fucking a girl and right as your about to bust a nut, spread her asshole apart, drop your dick down into it and let it rip. When you pull it out her asshole will clamp shut and thus, the trap is set.

I gave Cindy a Colorado Bear-trap last night, she loved it.

by Stirmanator December 9, 2018

contra-deception

The opposite of contraception, i.e. an unwanted pregnancy caused by a dishonest partner.

1. Shit! Dick said he was clipped, but now I'm pregnant. What contra-deception!
2. That bitch Jane said she was on the pill, but now she's prego. Contra-deception at its worst!

by euphemismo February 28, 2019

contractenation

Contractenation:
To contract more than two words into one.
eg. I used contractenation: i'mn't - I am not

Example:
Person A: What does i'ven't mean?
Person B: i'ven't is a contractenation of i have not

by nnewram March 31, 2019

colorado

- Brazilian Portuguese: "colorado" is a person who supports the Porto Alegre soccer team Sport Club Internacional.
It can be also used as a synonym of the team's name. Its main rival is Grêmio Foot-Ball Porto Alegrense - whose supporters are "gremistas". A match between the two teams is called a "Grenal".

-"Tu é gremista ou colorado?" (Are you gremista or colorado?)
-"Colorado." (I'm colorado.)
-"Bah, eu também, tchê! Que baita goleada o Colorado deu ontem no Grenal"" (Nice, me too, mate! What a thrashing International gave yesterday in the Grenal!)

by oooookaaaaaaaayyyyy May 16, 2019

Coltan

usually a boy but can sometimes be a girl. My best friends name is Coltan and she is a girl. She is sweet, loving, nice, and is the bet person you will ever meet. She has cool talents and is always there for her friends. Any one that is her friend is lucky to know someone like that so if you dont like her your brain is fucked up.

Coltan is lit

by bust_down_THOTiana June 16, 2019

contra-example

The opposite of an example, tells the audience how NOT to do something.

Teacher: Be attentive when our guest speaker is giving their speech
Student lounging with their phone at the back: Whut do u mean be attentive?
Teacher, irritated: Well a contra-example will be acting like you

by Harvard University Press July 12, 2019