Muhlenberg College

A small, prestigious liberal arts college located in Allentown, PA. Founded in 1848, it has been ranked consistently as a first tier school, most recently the #71 college in the US according the US Weekly, and #49 best value college according to Kiplinger. It is in the Centennial Conference, along with other prestigious schools such as Swarthmore, Dickinson, and Johns Hopkins. The college is in the same tier as local schools Lehigh University and Lafayette, and much higher than Moravian College. Total costs of attending sum up to $46,000.

Muhlenberg College has an excellent rate of acceptance for students attending medical and other graduate schools.

by topschools11 November 23, 2009

McMurtry College

The ninth residential college of Rice University (or tenth if you are only counting dormitories). McMurtry has a plethora of punted pandas, a war conch, and the ownership of the University's finest pizza oven and a majority share of West Servery.

What is that loud conch and yelling about? / Oh it's just McMurtry College being INTENSE.

by Murt2521 April 14, 2011

Cookie Cutter College Slut

The idiot drama queens from high school that go to college, act like a bitch, get retard drunk 6 nights a week and fuck everything in sight.

"Shoo, you annoy me by being a cookie cutter college slut."

by The Phlarponian April 15, 2010

Anal Bobs College

1. Major Christian university located in Tulsa, Oklahoma
2. Oral Roberts' evil cousin

What's your alma mater?
I went to Anal Bobs College.
I'm sorry to hear that.
Thanks, those two years of my life sucked.

by Sejis January 6, 2012

college democrats

Usually one of the two most likely political clubs to be approved by the administration of a college or university. First time members are usually freshmen with just an inkling of political sense or people who hope to find fellow "progressive" radicals. In essence, not too much different from College Repbulicans in that they stage their own protests, act as if they have true political swag, create events that bring protests from the opposing campus "party," and gives you an excuse to start conversations The political shoe is just on the other foot.

Dave became a poli-sci major freshman year and decided to join the College Democrats. He gave his dues and ended up joining a few protests and campaign supporting functions. Eventually, he became friends with the Howard Dean/Hillary Clinton/Barack Obama loving fanatics and rose to be president of the club. In the end, College Democrats provided him with some angsty, allegedly savvy hookups and some decent resume padding.

by John boy leroy December 14, 2008

Brooklyn College (Academy)

A "school" where the population is 95% black and 5% white, but somehow everyone gets along. Its kind of like an experiment where they mix weird substances and see if they work, and they do. I hate this school though. It suckssssssssss. No football team. A few oversized mofo's on a basketball team that sucks.

When my friend asked me what school i go to, I told him Brooklyn College (academy), and i had to give him a 30 minute speech because he never heard of the school.

by Garibald December 21, 2008

Roseville Ladies College

A distinguished private girls school located on the rich North Shore of Sydney. It's full of rich girls who's parents fork out over $20 000 a year to send them there. The parents all drive BMW, Mercedes, Jaguar, Jeep or Porsche cars and buy the latest models for their little girls. Most of the girls wear designer clothes and are actually decent and nice people (with the exception of Year 8 and 9) unlike other girls schools such as Pymble Ladies College, Ravenswood, Brigidine etc.

Year 8 & 9's think their top but all the older years put them in their place

Private School Guy: So what school do you go to?
Roseville Ladies College Girl : I go to Roseville College
Private School Guy: Oh I knew you were nice

by prettyrich November 26, 2011