The Computer Union

A Union Of Roblox Fatass Morbidly Obese Individuals who love their dictator.

They also enjoy mug which is great because its capitalist and borsh for some reason.

Person 1 "Did you hear about that guy from the computer union?"

Person 2 replying "Yeah, I hear he is a freedom hating goofball who can't get any work done."

by I love the U.R.M. March 4, 2025

Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center

In the portal games the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center is a large area in the Aperture Science facility in which many main test chambers are located, and where most of the testing involving portal guns and such takes place. Chell wakes up here in the first portal game.

“Hello, and, again, welcome to the Aperture Science Computer-Aided Enrichment Center. We hope your brief detention in the Relaxation Vault has been a pleasant one.

Your specimen has been processed and we are now ready to begin the test proper. Before we start, however, keep in mind that although fun and learning are the primary goals of all Enrichment Center activities, serious injuries may occur.

For your own safety, and the safety of others, please refrain from touching bzzzzzt

Por favor bordon de fallar Muchos gracias de fallar gracias

stand back. The portal will open in three. Two. One.”

by Hitmantheman January 31, 2024

Computing Henry

When a motherbiard, hard dtive, and everything needed to compute or translate data naturally runs wide open, non stop, computing data and?decoding riddles and conversations are child's play to those of us blessed with such natural born gifts so several insurance policies are always made and delivered in advance to several different lications before any data is even mentioned as being discovered. This is always a very important and first step in any strategical game one finds themselves being forced to play regardless of not wanting to play or asking to play. If them/they would monitor their own team members more closely, I never would have accidently stumbled upon any data while decoding silly riddles being sent to me over past few weeks. Therefor, computing is being forced to decode other people's riddles when they aren't on either team and could care less bout the data discovered.

I quickly and easily decoded the silly riddles and was left computing data that I have absolutely no interest in at all in the first place because it doesn't concern me. Computing Henry data is my only interest.

by Computing Henry September 16, 2019

computer cussin'

As in, ya either swear BY them, or ya swear AT them. :P

My checkout-clerk friend at Walmart admitted that her cantankerous cash-register was certainly a pain in the you-know-what on frequent occasions, and so it might indeed tempt its operators to indulge in a little computer cussin' once in a while.

by QuacksO April 16, 2019

Computer

an electronic device for storing and processing data, typically in binary form, according to instructions given to it in a variable program.

I did my homework on my new computer.

by society mercops November 2, 2020

computer

a computer is a computer, deal with it

how cool are computers

shut up computers are computers, deal with it

by seanthesean March 29, 2022

computer monitor

when you whip your girl with ethernet cables then bust a nut on said cables

A: I ran a computer monitor on my girlfriend yesterday.
B: A, this is an intervention. You need to stop making obscure sexual activities on urban dictionary.

by fishgaming May 10, 2023