cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine

if you are intrested in cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine you are not a scrimblo male

man 1: omg is that cromro dungleson's grusted and blumpsed chuster machine im so intrested
man 2: you are totally not a scrimblo male

by daft7 April 24, 2022

clustercation

"Clustercation" is a PG-ified version of the familar expression "cluster fucK," reportedly coined by U.S. Marines during the Vietnam War to refer to a situation gone wildly awry. Patterned semi-faithfully after the original compound word-set (i.e., "CLUSTER" and "FUCK"), "clustercation" is a variant compound formed from "CLUSTER" and the terminal 2-syllable fragment from the less ambitiously connotative, but more socially accepted "forniCATION." With its extra syllable, hard "k" alliteration, and distinct meter, "clustercation" may also provide a useful alternative in diverse discourse scenarios where "cluster fuck" would be permissible, but "clustercation" may yield more aesthetic appeal. Care should be taken to avoid overuse, to minimize being viewed as a magniloquent bore.

The fantastically inebriated Halloween celebrant cross-dressed as a female traffic cop instantly caused a raucously cacophonic clustercation when he ran out into the busy rush-hour intersection wildly swatting at the swarm of hornets he hallucinated all about his head and shoulders.

by texlex61 April 20, 2011

coventry cruster

A tasty pastry that can be bought from any good bakers...such as Greggs.

I'm going to the bakery to buy a coventry cruster, would you like me to purchase one for yourself?

by chris farquhar May 23, 2006

Mrs. Custer

An ass hole of a teacher, which gives you a hard time for no reason. Don't mess with her, one touch of your clothes, there goes your A+ in math. That shit gonna drop into a C. If you have a Mrs. Custer for math, don't even bother, just transfer out. It ain't worth the mental issues.

Hey its Mrs. Custer, Hi Mrs. Custer. Mrs. Custer : 10 points off your next test.

by can'tfindaname69 January 13, 2019

clusterfuck

everyday working conditions in a retail location where management has no fucking clue what day of the week it is; least of all what's going on with their own business.

"Today was a complete clusterfuck because he was more concerned with spiking the ball than being at work. It was so bad I had to get crunk!"

by a$$wipe July 20, 2006

Clusterfuck

Best Buy on Black Friday.

I went to Best Buy to score some hot deals on Black Friday, but sadly I found myself in nothing less than a clusterfuck.

by Dongo April 10, 2006

Cruster

shooting one's load in a female's eye while she sleeps. when she awakes, her eye is crusted over and it can't be opened.

by Anonymous March 18, 2003