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cluster fuck

A term used in sailing races when a lot of boats reach the buoy at the same time. Lots of yelling and swearing is involved, usually directed at the captains of other boats, or at your own boat's crew. High risk of collision. Often followed with excessive drinking.
"Whew, glad to be out of that cluster fuck, pop open a beer for me, will ya?"
by Port tack pirate August 26, 2007
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Cluster Fuck

Where something is stuffed really badly
by Kooby May 27, 2005
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cluster bomb

when you hold the tip of your foreskin filling it up with piss and when its full you yell out "cluster bomb," and let go of your foreskin and watch the explosion
DUDE, GO CLUSTER BOMB THAT TOILET RIGHT THERE!
by yo jj October 30, 2008
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chester

(n) an inappropriate or awkward request for sexual relations, often preceded by incredible lady skills. The word is usually preceded with the phrase "pulling a." Not to be confused with "pulling a coffee."
"Dude, I can't believe you asked that girl for a blowjob! She was totally into you!"

"Yeah, I guess I pulled a chester."

"Well, at least you didn't pull a coffee and run away when she tried to talk to you."
by Flicka the White September 19, 2006
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clusterfuck

A group of college freshmen that walk around campus looking for parties in obsenely large groups.
Look at that clusterfuck... they are going to get caught for sure!
by Jordanne Way September 8, 2006
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Chester

Chester, Is a village in Nova Scotias South Shore. There is a lot of gang warfare here and a lot of binge drinking done on the ocean in boats both powered by engine and sail. Some of the residents are extremely into sailboat racing with many owners boats being crewed by rum and coaine fuelled young adults. These sailboat races usually end up in late into the night benge drinkings and with your girlfriend having sex with one of your friends. If you go to Chester bring a straw and its not for your drink. Or a bill but you cant spend it.
Chester is a drinking town with a sailing problem.
i went to Chester Race wekk and stayed up for 4 days getting liquored.
by johhny lambert May 3, 2009
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Chaster sauce

when you try and fart but you end up crapping your pants just a little bit.
Dude when I got up this morning I thought I had to fart but I Chaster sauced.

I'm afraid if I try and fart I will Chaster sauce.
by G-vagas November 3, 2010
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