Jewnior-Christ

Jew that find Christ in themselves without the help of organized religion.

That Jewnior-Christ is so contemptious of religioun and peoples motives.

by Havel Villarreal January 2, 2008

Christcuckery

The tendency of Christians to infight over meaningless bullshit.

"Now Arius is saying the Father is superior to the Son"
"Great, more christcuckery"

by fuck you April 16, 2022

Christe

A really solid person, who has pink hair and likes bands you never heard of and really bad movies.

Wow, look, there's a Christe.

by Christe January 21, 2005

Pimping Christ

Fake Christians that happen to be influential preachers/priests or suburban blue-collar workers that like pimping Christ to try to influence other people as they enjoy the perks of being seen as a Christian.

My pastor can be seen pimping Christ at church and says God hates gays, but meanwhile he has a sexual relationship with another pastor. Reuben, a construction worker, loves pimping Christ at work and telling everyone to convert,but he curses and harasses his neighbors on his block for petty reasons. Jonathan works as plumber loves pimping Christ, trying to convert his friends and yet gambles with them at weekend poker games.

by jesuschristisnotreal January 17, 2022

Christcuck

A term used by the real "Christians," holy seed-line of the sacred texts that were written by and for the Aryan people. The term "Christcuck" means a "beast of the field" pretending to be a Christian, or an Aryan, who is super stupid who is deceived by, and supports the, "beast of the field" while pretending to be a Christian. "Cristcucks are typically of the serpent-seed line that the Holy Bible refers to in Genesis 3:1 as being the most subtle "beasts of the field." A serpent-seed person, who is always white, is also known as a Cainite, because they are Satan's children like Cain in the Holy Bible. Cainites who try to pretend that they are Adamic, Christian Aryans, and who teach false teachings such as multiculturalism, and try to get people to believe that these false teachings are Christian, are "Christcucks." Only Nazi's can tell true Aryan's apart from Christcucks. So, the Cainite "Christcukcs want to kill them all.

Our officials at the United Nations have planted "Christcucks" in nearly all churches within the United States.

by anonymous December 30, 2020

Jesus Christ

The Supposed Leader Of Christianity But Is Actually Beezlebub In Disguise Satan, and we all know that we can disprove christianity lie but they are mainly disregarded as conspiracy

Jesus Christ the son of god FTW!

by Macca From Yass June 14, 2008

Chrustmas

The most magic moment of the yarr...

CHRUSTMAS

by Unnecesary Guy March 10, 2020