Pulled a chris

To ejaculate in your pants without proper provacation.

Dood, I pulled a chris as I got off the train yesterday.

by CTA12345 October 13, 2009

Chris Cornell

The most badass singer in the world, best voice in rock!

No one can sing like Chris Cornell

by anonymous November 13, 2020

Jesus Chris

jesus christ without the t

hey guys its jesus chris, its without the t

by JesusTheDestroyer420 July 1, 2020

chris lloyd

steal; take something somebody else earned; a thief/fraud; person who steals from sweet women; ghetto trash that tries to front as if he is intelligent and classy, but can’t get a legal job because of criminal history
thief liar psychopath fraud abuser woman beater

I’m about to Chris Lloyd that lady’s purse

by baddestbitchinCA December 25, 2019

Chef Chris

Megatool-hatertot. Senile, wacked out player who's steelo is beat. Gotta give him props on his mad skittles in the kitchen while keeping it real, he hella kills it. Drives an old beat hoopty. He thinks he's such a mack daddy! Sits around all day, disses us about our shit, then just throws kosher in my beef even though it comes out bomb, he needs to chill. Gotta give him props on his ghetto ass front though. He lays down some mad beats in his spare time. He better step off though-I'm coming up fast.

Chef Chris, that donkey. He's such a tool.

by D.S.C.11 May 30, 2011

Chris the Dread

An dude that just chills on his couch in the middle of the night. He also likes to bully people for internet validation

Yo I was in the Astra Memecus Discord and had a conversation with THE Chris the Dread

by : ) guess who November 28, 2021

chris is that a police

im calling the weed

chris is that a police
im calling the weed

'420 wut u smokin'

by PartayKittay September 17, 2019