Chong

Chong (Short for Machong) is a fucking legend. You might underestimate him for his hight or strength but he is funny as fuck. His hair makes him look retarded and his forehead can fit a continent. Chong is like a fat fucking carnivor chasing a goose. But like a littpe goose.(obviously)
(Karen)look there’s Chong
(Me)Who’s Cho-HOLY FLYING FUCK IS THAT CHONG. LIKE THE REAL CHONG
(Karen)Ya that’s him
(Me)Is it just me or he’s glowing
(Karen)Since Chong is so magestic, he glows
(Me)I wanna be Chong
(Everyone)I wanna be Chong
Chong is a beast. Literally, a beast. He is a motherfucking corn on the cob being eaten by Jesus on Friday. That’s how much of a beast he is. If people were cars, Chong would be a truck. If people were pistols, he’d be an R.P.G. And if people were people, Chong would be...CHONG!

Look at Chong!(Wow)

by Chong270 August 21, 2019

Chong

Gradation above a chode but below a dong

Ya know she's a keeper of she can suck the chong from behind.

by K fire February 2, 2020

Chingollicious

Is the opposite of swagalicious. Means terrible, bad, or just weird.

Jeff: My high school is chingollicious.
Steve: Bro that sucks.
Jeff: I know right!
Steve: Mine is too...

by Lux.x March 5, 2020

Chonginator

Large pigeon In the UK. Most likely a wood pigeon.

Look at that Chonginator chonging and nating down the road!

by Stereoroad June 7, 2020

Chong

The movement a pigeon makes when walking

Watch that pigeon Chong down the road!

by Stereoroad June 7, 2020

Chonger

A derogatory term for Chinese nationals, Chinese immigrants, and typically any Asian that exemplifies Chinese behavior.

Why are these “chongers” moving so damn slow on the golf course?

by the_old_drunkard June 29, 2020

Chong

To take a fat tip of a vape

Oi dickhead give me a Chong

by Jajshxnxsndn July 16, 2020