Carrot

An offensive slur for owners of Quotev accounts with messy, cringey profiles.

“OMG, a Carrot just followed me.”

by luviqs April 29, 2023

Carrot smoothie

A carrot smoothie is when you insert a carrot into the rectum of your partner, followed by placing the drill bit of a power drill into the carrot, and then turning it on.

Me and Jennifer had a great time last night, gave her the carrot smoothie to quench our thirsts.

by pas6969 October 3, 2017

Baby Carrot Dick

A term for the penis of a red-headed male.

Matt is for sure rocking a baby carrot dick.

by Moosedog5 April 14, 2022

Carrot cake

Real hip hop, real rap, fresh beats, Means good, legit, badass beats, the shit, that fire, that diggy Iggy, good beats, good music, real shit up in general nah mean

Yo did you hear that new s*** just dropped by l-dog, that s*** is the carrot cake, I ain't even playin.

Or

I just saw that video everybody's talking about by the weekend that s*** is straight carrot cake NGL

by Carl Levi Tate May 26, 2021

Baby Carrot

Something men possess that is orange and small that never satisfies their wife. Typically named Brian, Bryan or Bry for short

He looks sad. He must have a baby carrot

by JATB March 28, 2023

Golden carrot

When a someone drinks carrot juice and then pisses on somebody in a sexual manner.

Why did you come here? Why did you look up golden carrot?

by Benkin50 August 2, 2021

Farting Carrots

What Selena Gomez does in her free time.

"I'm farting Carrots"

by Alauahio March 17, 2023