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Carl

Carl is that’s sexy beast you see across the street. if you look her direction she’ll bark at you real seductively🥰 nothing stops her form looking gorgeous and acting crazy.
Emma: have you seen Carl?
Carolyne: yeah she just barked at me, bout to go make out, wish me luck.
by rhinocerosshit November 30, 2020
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Carl

Is your gay friend lovable and very gay
Oh i just know he is a carl
by OWMAYGUARD November 23, 2021
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Carl Kim

He brought Los Angeles underground dance moved to South Korea in the early 1990s influencing South Korea’s local dance scenes.
Carl Kim from Los Angeles, brought street dancing to South Korea in the early 1990’s before the internet.
by 90sRaver November 25, 2023
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Lethal Carl

The felon cousin of the popular bowl moment foreplay. After the the forementioned bowl movement, one procedes to cover your partner in a tarp poisining them with thier own methane gas.
"Mike, are you still dating Jeni?"

Mike:"No! that bitch wouldn't wash my socks so I gave her the ol' Lethal Carl!"
by Violent red. June 22, 2010
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carl townsend

the smile that lights up life and makes any day brighter
Ive been feeling blue, seems like a good time for carl townsend
by Your One and Only Baby February 3, 2010
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Carl Nisser

A tall, blond Swedish dude who will shag dudes name Sam and Herbert without a second thought. A slave to short people.
Sam: Oh no its a carl Nisser. I need to be a virgin till 40 to get magical powers
by HowSealy is that November 22, 2021
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Carl

A man who seems to be everything you want. He is tall, dark and handsome. He has a mouth of gold and silver, and he has the knack of being able to make you believe anything he wants. Carl might be a beautiful, absolutely gorgeous man but he has one fucking ugly heart that is burnt black. Who the fuck knows what caused that to happen? He is so so so good in bed, and he will hold you afterwards like you are an angel. He will tell you he loves you but he is only joking. It takes at least 500 years for Carl to fall in love. Carl likes women, and by that I mean the female anatomy. He has a thing for innocent little girls in the 17-18 year old range, and he'll take their virginity and play with them for a while and then leave them.

Carl has an ego the size of Mt. Everest - it's so fucking big and unbelieveable - considering he isn't all that great. So he may have great hair and beautiful blue eyes and a gaze that can make you weak in the knees. He may even have the most beautiful accent known to man and may be the first man you ever fell in love with you.

His only weakness is his personality because he feels no remorse. He is clinical about everything, even if that thing is love and a 17 year old girl whose heart he broke. You want to hate him, but never can. He thinks every girl wants him.

Carl = any man ever that

likes women and is a player who really, really enjoys ripping your heart out of your chest after he leaves you.
Jane - Who's that?
Belinda: It's Carl.
Jane - Oh, the player.
by janielane November 12, 2018
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