Missmas Cards

What you have to buy and send, usually after December 25, when you receive Christmas Cards from people you'd have crossed off your list because they would not have sent you greetings last year.

This year I had to sent a lot of Missmas Cards because somehow, everyone remembered I exist.

by Anthonia January 10, 2008

Cue Card

The subtle hints dropped by a guy or girl to pull a move

James: the date was great man, she was really close to me the whole time
Mark: Did you kiss her?
James: no
Mark: you totally missed your cue card!

by poonslaya August 23, 2014

L Card

The proverbial card one has for being a certified lesbian.

"Girl, if you don't own a single flannel shirt you've lost your L Card."

by AryaIsABadass November 9, 2017

Trump card

A Trump card is a last-ditch, bottom-gutter effort to say yourself. The most despicable, morally bankrupt choice you can make with even a slim possibility of getting yourself out of a shitty situation you put yourself in.

After losing the role of student counsel president, Ron played his Trump card by spreading rumors that the election was rigged, even after proof to the contrary, in the hope that the student body counsel would reverse the vote.

by bbbellchee January 6, 2021

blue card

someone who prefers using blue card while invading instead of gold because it does more damage

random: " why didn't you use gold card dude?"
tf: " blue card is better"

by milkaby December 26, 2020

Magic cards

Men's contraceptive pill.

Guy: "Hey man, wanna come to the club and pick up some bitches?" Other guy: "naaa, I'm gonna hang out with my bro and play magic tonight."

Girl: "oh that guy is kinda cute, do you think he has a girlfriend?" Other girl: "I don't think he does, I saw him playing with magic cards the other day."

"Yo man, have you got a condom?" "No, but I've got a hard deck of magic cards."

by Bevroren eend October 28, 2021

Field Card

Very similar to a V Card that one surrenders upon loosing ones virginity this is a military term for new recruits who masturbate for the first time while on a military exercise.

Sir I have got poison ivy on my dick from surrendering my field card.

by Angus McCracken January 24, 2020