Callum

A derogatory term normally used by people of high intellect and/or high social status. This term is utilised by prosperous people to depict a white male who carries out vicious attacks on racial minorities especially ones whose name begin with the letter ‘R’.

“Did you hear about the delinquency that was enacted down the road towards a short negroid?”
-“Affirmative, the imbecile who carried out that hooliganism is a real callum!”

by Lord Ohwontoohofor June 8, 2018

Callum

Likes to ballroom dance with mohib

Callum- oh yes mohib

by Moucy June 15, 2018

Callum

The act of leaving every group chat you are in as a way of making drama to get attention.

Did you hear about steve he pulled off a callum the other day what do you think is bothering him?

by F5xMagiicZz May 7, 2018

calaun

Calaun is a body builder by day, and a tow truck operator by night. Calaun gets along well with his closest friends, but can be rough around the edges to new people.

Don't say anything gay, calaun will punch a hole in the wall

by Calaun May 7, 2018

Callum

This guy will always make you feel like a queen, he will always say cute things that he really means and will never let you down. Plus, he is the perfect lover, always paying attention to you and making you feel the best.

If you have the opportunity to meet a Callum, never let him leave your life. Let him invade your space and you will never regret it.

- Oh beans, i met a Callum last week
- Wow man, you're so lucky!

by FishnIverns March 1, 2018

Callum

Callum is a Loki character to his friends sometimes, but he loves his dog. He also plays on the Xbox with his friends, he is basically addicted to YouTube. He watches marvel movies a lot but he can’t decide what his favourite character is! This annoys his friends a lot and I mean a lot. He has loads of friends but his best friend is Matt Riggs.

Yo, Callum watched a movie yesterday!

by Memelord14732 July 22, 2018

calculus

The retarded brother of mathematical analysis. Often hailed as difficult by dumb people who don't know what mathematics is.

Passing calculus is easy for any reasonably intelligent toddler.

by category August 3, 2018