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slow-cooked corn chili 

It's when you take a shit and find whole bits of corn staring back at you. An especially chuncky turd filled with corn -- in theory, slow-cooked XXX chili could be replaced where XXX = peanuts, twizzlers, peas, etc.
After drinking 13 PBR's, I tried pushing a fart out but instead got a load of slow-cooked corn chili in my underwear.
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zombies love chili 

It is a widely known fact that Zombies may eat brains if there is no chili readily available but may be less widely known that zombies love chili.

Hate and Love both mean love to a Zombie in terms of eating chili and brains.
Did you see that Zombie hate a chunk out of that woman's arm, those zombies love chili.

Zombies love chili like a fat kid loves cake.

Red Hot Chili Peppers 

My Earliest Memory Of The RHCP's Is Buying One Hot Minute When I Was Seven And My Mum Taking It From Me After Hearing The Song "Pea" Sang By Flea. Little Did She Know Id Got My Bro To Tape It To Cassettte And It Has Made Me The Corrupted Young Obsessive Lady That I Am.
just one note from a song they wrote will fuck me where i lay...

Cincinnati Chili 

The act of rubbing chili on your dick, and then receiving a blowjob.
Ricardo hit that bitch in Barcelona with that Cincinnati chili, now that bitch can’t get off him.

Chicago Style Chili Dog 

A sexual technique where the man poops on the woman's chest and then tittie-fucks her. This resembles a chili dog.
Tom gave Mary a Chicago Style Chili Dog last night. It was great fun.

Indian chili bin 

n. Closing all doors and windows subtly to seal the room, then letting rip large amounts of gas
John ate three logs of salami then indian chili binned me while we were watching a movie the other night

wendys chili

When a female eats wendys chili then proceeds to throw up on a mans penis as she gives a job giving the man a sensation from the peppers.
Dude she so gave me a wendys chili blow job
wendys chili by Jorodarko April 18, 2018