piece o' crap

1. One small turd.

2. An adjective describing a wide array of objects including Microsoft computers, Zune media players, and American automobiles.

Person 1: This Ford FI-50 is really a piece o' crap.

Person 2: True that. A bit just snapped off in my hand.

by The Culture Bandit May 15, 2009

crapplet

A Java applet that is badly done, broken, or useless.

I'm not going to that site - it has a hundred crapplets on it!

by Czq'bqymc December 18, 2003

crapometer

The metric measurement of crap

OK Steve, that story you just told me is way high on the crapometer.

by Jamie Sommers October 19, 2005

crap-slap

When you inadvertently walk into a lingering fart or when someone intentionally leaves a fart cloud for you to walk in to, you've experienced a crap-slap.

Jesus that stinks...thats the worst crap-slap I've ever smelled!

That old man crap slapped the whole room!

by Jess Tuchscherer December 11, 2007

Crapshit sandwich

A sandwich made out of the crap and shit you find around your house. (ex: bread, lettuce, a smashed egg, AA batteries, bodywash, a frozen burger, a shell, baby carrots, etc.) This is always a fun thing to make. Wrap it in plastic, and hide it in your friend's closet, or sock drawer. Also may consist of literal shit.

Also can be used to cover up swear words

What the fuck is this crapshit sandwich doing here!?

Holy crapshit sandwich

by Isotti January 14, 2010

Crappervention

When your own shit is telling you that you are out of control. Somebody whose shit is so out of control that unbeknownst to them they are walking around with severe shit stains on their pants …..not to be confused with skid marks….these stains are so severe crap is oozing out the back of your pants and can be seen by any unfortunate individual standing or walking behind you. This type of intervention is most common amongst substance abusers and others afflicted with mental diseases that distort ones perceptions of reality. When faced with a Crappervention, the individual frequently responds with steadfast denial and assert they simply need to apply a little deodorant. Realistically they have not bathed, showered, changed their clothes, or wiped their own ass for days! The only cure for this condition is getting one’s shit under control…e.g….sobriety and/or taking medication as prescribed by a licensed physician. Please help spread the word, children of god, if you see shit creeping out of the back of your pants, listen to and trust what your shit is telling you, it is time to stop and park your ass at the nearest rehab facility.

Wife: Ralph you need to pull your shit together.

Ralph: I don’t know what you are talking about there is nothing wrong with me. You are simply looking for faults…picking on me….you ungrateful bitch!!

Wife: Ralph I just went to throw your pants in the wash and there were shit stains bleeding through the butt….OMFG you wore those things to work on Monday I certainly hope your boss and colleagues didn’t notice. Dude I think you just had a Crappervention!

Ralph: No I didn’t …..That is simply a skid mark….you’re so exaggerating bitch!!

by For Real2 July 13, 2011

femme-crap fetish

This is a fetish for a woman's dump, crap, excrement, whatever you want to call it. The man (or woman, if she is lesbian or bisexual) with the fetish will fondle, consume or merely keep the crap as part of this very creepy fetish. This is used for arousal.
A good example of this would be 2 Girls 1 Cup. The use of femme-crap fetishism is very alive in this video. It's arguably one of the least common fetishes.

Michael:
"yo dude, does that girl you like know about your femme-crap fetish?"

Austen:
"WTF, don't remind me. She caught me eating turds out of the port-a-potty after her..."

Billy has a femme-crap fetish that he acquired from watching 2 Girls 1 Cup over and over for hours.

by Y35S5S! August 27, 2009