ba-dunka-dunk butt

A nice fat booty

J-Lo has a ba-dunka-dunk butt.

by Anonymous August 14, 2003

cummy butt

Cummy Butt is the nice slippery feeling between ones ass cheeks after a man ejaculates in your anus.

As I walked into the living room to get the phone I realized I had cummy butt and I smiled.

by Anal Annie August 26, 2006

Butt Fumble

When a shart goes beyond conventional means. A solid clump of poo that is not recoverable by a clench of the buttocks requires a unique set of variables at play. The fart needs to have enough force to propel the fecal clump fast enough to escape the clench reaction of your standard shart. The clump itself has to be hard enough so it can then further damage your reputation by enlisting the aid of gravity and visibly appearing at the bottom of your pantaloons (if loosely fitting of course). An added variable, but not required, is that said fecal matter fall out of your pants all together, making you want to take a similar route off of a bridge or tall building.

Billy decided it a good idea to pass gas in karate class while in the ready stance, but instantly realize he had committed a butt fumble. He was further humiliated when the turd landed on the dojo floor. Master Rubie was thoroughly discussed and scalded him by saying, "You gross little boy! Go wipe your ass and clean up my floor!".

by Triplstx January 22, 2014

Sex (in the butt) In The City

A show about aging sluts that many find entertaining. The storyline is about succesfull middle aged women who love to fuck everything with a cock. With every oppurtunity to settle down and have a family what do they do bang another guy. Somehow the sex on this show is different than regular sex because they do it in the city.

I am incredibly bored so Im going to turn on sex and the city and watch horny old women

by melanthex March 31, 2005

donkey butt

where a chicks ass wheighs more than her body

damn that girls gotta fat donkey butt.

by justin c. October 21, 2003

Butt Sex

Any sex involving the anus. There are three degrees to butt sex:

1. Regular butt sex. That is anal sex involving plenty of lubrication and great care to avoid injury.

2. Rough butt sex. Anal sex involving little lube by those who like it rough. Spit or similar substances may also be used.

3. Angry butt sex. No lube, no preparation. Obviously not a very happy time for the recipient.

1. The kind of butt sex most people have.

2. Think Brokeback Mountain.

3. ...ummm....I don't think this actually happens.

by The mighty anonym June 8, 2007

Butt crumbs

also known as Arse dandruff and Poo-flakes

small specks of poo that fall down on to the toilet seat while wiping. Particularly visible on white toilet seats (but carpets do an excellent job of concealing them). Usually observed among those with hairy cracks and high-fibre diets.

Son: Dad, did Uncle Jim come to visit again?
Father: Yes, why do you ask?
Son: I saw some butt crumbs on the toilet seat.

by coazeau July 29, 2012