Birth Control

the act of using an alias for a one night stand

by h3l1x December 31, 2002

birthaversary

To get married on your birthday.

"Today is Manda Manda's birthaversary, we should take her out and get crunked"

by Haberwife January 8, 2009

turd berth

a raging evil brown droppage

"and on the seventh day the lord let forth a flaming turd berth"

by Corey Blount March 29, 2003

The Birthday Cake

Having sex with a girl from behind, and finishing on her ass. After you've finished you use a rubber spatula to evenly distribute the cum on her butt cheeks, as if it were icing on a cake. When this is complete you may stick a candle in her butt hole and light it. Finish off by putting on a birthday party hat and you have successfully completed The Birthday Cake.

"Dude, I gave Steph the birthday cake last night!"

"Oh that's nice of you dude, was it red velvet or...?"

"No dude, I came on her butt and smeared it with a spatula."

by B Hayes April 15, 2013

happy birthday

a good comeback; you could say this if the person you are come-back-ing with has already used the 'your face' comeback

you : YOU'RE A FAG
person : your face is a fag
you : well HAPPY BIRTHDAY

by sdfksd May 13, 2006

give birth to a nigger

To give birth to a nigger is an euphemism for taking a shit. Not sure where it comes from but out of all the euphemisms, it is perhaps the one that is the most true to the original statement.

Holy crap, I need to give birth to a nigger, I'll be right back!

by Lee Ji Hoon August 3, 2007

Anti-birthday

A day that occurs near your birthday (usually within 3 or 4 days of it) that really sucks ass for no good reason. Some believe it is meant to balance out the good day that you had on your birthday. Often, an anti-birthday will occur even if your birthday wasn't that great.

John:"Hey Jim! I heard u turned 17 the other day!"
Jim:"ya..." *walks away*
John:"what's with him?"
Joe:"oh dude he's havin his anti-birthday. he's been depressed all day"

by bSbTbEaK January 13, 2009