bum bread

the act of shitting between 2 pieces of bread to create a sandwhich.

crocker: hey guys im back with a sandwich
me: you have most probably shat in that
ash: yeah he did he's eating bum bread.

by fleat101 July 11, 2011

Bread slap

When a flat chested hoe walks up to you and slaps you with her nasty lack of cleavage.

That slut at the other table just gave steve a bread slap

by Niess 2 September 30, 2011

Head for bread

Giving someone head for bread or performing sexual acts for something in return usually food because food is awesome and so is sex.

Hey bro head for bread?
(Gives head)
(Gets bread)

by BadBitch1794 May 9, 2014

It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me

A typical Plumber to customer remark on viewing a well blocked toilet," It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me"

Embarassed customer- I'm so sorry but the toilets full of floating shit and paper, it makes me want to throw up.

Plumber- Do not worry madam, It may be shit to you, but it's bread and butter to me.

by Cpt Crapper of Dick Scratching May 1, 2012

Bread

The word "Bread" can also be referred to as a game.

"Bread" is when a group of guys take a piece of bread, and they all try to be the first to ejaculate on it. The last one to ejaculate has to eat the piece of bread.

Hey, Tom. Last night the guys and I played Bread, and Gary didn't ejaculate at all, so he had to eat it! It was hilarious!

by Nick Adams June 15, 2007

road bread

a long bread stick, bought from the corner store, that is eaten in the mouth in the car or on the road. It can be covered in honey to highten the experience.

"man, I got some great road bread from your girlfriend last night. sorry??"

by nathan hale April 8, 2008

eggy bread

bread dipped in scrambled raw egg and fried

fancy some eggy bread?

by Samhanem June 21, 2008